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Old February 9th, 2018, 12:44 AM   #2731
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Old February 9th, 2018, 02:14 PM   #2732
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This was my last win in 2013. I have not won a major in more than 10 years now. It looks as if my quest to beat Jack Nicklaus's record will not happen. It was that damn woman I married that screwed up my game!

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Old February 9th, 2018, 09:02 PM   #2734
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This was my last win in 2013. I have not won a major in more than 10 years now. It looks as if my quest to beat Jack Nicklaus's record will not happen. It was that damn woman I married that screwed up my game!


So his philandering and cheating had nothing to do with it???
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Old February 10th, 2018, 11:52 AM   #2735
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V.E.F got the boobie prize. All the supermoderators and moderators have been transformed into monsters. Santeefats is the gorilla, Mal Hombre is the lizard to Santee's left. The 50 foot woman is Jenny, the giant moth is Estreeter and so on!

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