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**SanteeFats** · August 1st, 2015, 05:59 PM

In other news today sky diver war killed when his chute wouldn't. His last words were recorded by the school. The Discount Skydiving Academy made them available.
Instructor: Pull the cord.
Student: What cordddddddddddd!!!

The communication ended with a loud thump.

Estreeter · August 4th, 2015, 05:31 PM

And in other shocking news today......

A woman admitted she was wrong
OK, who wrote that joke cue card

**SanteeFats** · August 4th, 2015, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

And in other shocking news today......

A woman admitted she was wrong
OK, who wrote that joke cue card

Is she a Thai?? If so could be he/she.

**SanteeFats** · August 4th, 2015, 08:42 PM

In other news this just in.

9 out of 10 sign language users say it comes in handy.

**SanteeFats** · August 7th, 2015, 03:42 PM

In other news today it turns out Tom Brady had his cell phone destroyed on the advice of his attorney, Tiger Woods.

**ubu55** · August 7th, 2015, 06:02 PM

After the Republican Debate, there were apparently complaints by some audience members they couldn't make out what candidate Chris Christie was saying...

gifs

**SanteeFats** · August 9th, 2015, 05:03 PM

In other news today this just in. POTUS Obama finally admits that his birth certificate had some wrong information. He admitted his middle name was misspelled. It reads Hussein but he says it should have been spelled Insein.

Estreeter · August 11th, 2015, 01:12 PM

And in other shocking news today......

After 2 weeks of turmoil in the Australian Parliament, The Parliament have now
begun their next sitting session with a newly appointed Speaker

And in a related news article, Porn forum moderator SanteeFats denies he's ever been to Australia and advised them on politics

**SanteeFats** · August 11th, 2015, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

And in other shocking news today......

After 2 weeks of turmoil in the Australian Parliament, The Parliament have now
begun their next sitting session with a newly appointed Speaker

And in a related news article, Porn forum moderator SanteeFats denies he's ever been to Australia and advised them on politics

This just in. New evidence discovered. Proof SanteeFats was in Sydney in February, 1970 and again went to Perth in 1971. So like all politicians he is a liar.

**SanteeFats** · August 21st, 2015, 06:22 PM

In other news today this report says that SanteeFats has found his balls.

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August 11th, 2015, 01:12 PM	#68
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August 1st, 2015, 05:59 PM	#61
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,813 Thanks: 281,805 Thanked 813,760 Times in 60,861 Posts	In other news today sky diver war killed when his chute wouldn't. His last words were recorded by the school. The Discount Skydiving Academy made them available. Instructor: Pull the cord. Student: What cordddddddddddd!!! The communication ended with a loud thump.

August 4th, 2015, 08:42 PM	#64
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,813 Thanks: 281,805 Thanked 813,760 Times in 60,861 Posts	In other news this just in. 9 out of 10 sign language users say it comes in handy.

August 7th, 2015, 03:42 PM	#65
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,813 Thanks: 281,805 Thanked 813,760 Times in 60,861 Posts	In other news today it turns out Tom Brady had his cell phone destroyed on the advice of his attorney, Tiger Woods.

August 7th, 2015, 06:02 PM	#66
ubu55 Former Staff Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Behind the Redwood Curtain Posts: 2,800 Thanks: 122,910 Thanked 51,109 Times in 2,795 Posts	After the Republican Debate, there were apparently complaints by some audience members they couldn't make out what candidate Chris Christie was saying... gifs

August 9th, 2015, 05:03 PM	#67
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,813 Thanks: 281,805 Thanked 813,760 Times in 60,861 Posts	In other news today this just in. POTUS Obama finally admits that his birth certificate had some wrong information. He admitted his middle name was misspelled. It reads Hussein but he says it should have been spelled Insein.

August 21st, 2015, 06:22 PM	#70
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,813 Thanks: 281,805 Thanked 813,760 Times in 60,861 Posts	In other news today this report says that SanteeFats has found his balls.