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Old July 3rd, 2015, 05:58 PM   #31
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Morgan Freeman , inbetween appearing in his hundredth movie this month , flabbily denied reports he`s developing a weight problem or needs to get a hair cut .

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Old July 3rd, 2015, 11:58 PM   #33
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Archeologists today unearthed evidence an intrepid Australian actually built a time machine & went back to Jerusalem, year 33, to warn Jesus!
No luck, unfortunately, the big dude only spoke Aramaic, & put his hands over his ears, aghast & ran off, when the time traveler tried to play him something by a singer called... "Brutus"???

Frustrated, the traveler headed home... but apparently only after managing some sort of menu change for the Last Supper...
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Presidents Obama and Putin have decided to meet in a relaxed and friendly atmosphere to discuss and solve the crisis in Ukraine





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When asked a question about homosexuality, Former US President Bill Clinton finally told the truth the first time he was asked a specific question





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Chuck Blazer, at one time the highest ranking American in FIFA was banned for life by the FIFA Ethics committee. Two things about this.

One, who knew FIFA had an Ethics committee?

Two, how f***ing corrupt do you have to be for FIFA to say, that's too much, even for us.
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Chuck Blazer, at one time the highest ranking American in FIFA was banned for life by the FIFA Ethics committee. Two things about this.

One, who knew FIFA had an Ethics committee?

Two, how f***ing corrupt do you have to be for FIFA to say, that's too much, even for us.
Two.You can be as corrupt as You like,Just don't get caught..
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Ariana Grande will be investigated by the police for licking their donuts. Not for saying I hate America.
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