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Old January 26th, 2013, 05:54 PM   #21
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Old January 26th, 2013, 11:32 PM   #22
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Depression Corner Bar

Might as well People can't seem too be happy and just talk about their problems and how shit their lives are, when in actual fact we live in a wonderful world and far more advanced than any generation behind us

So, I won't go into that bar
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Up the Gay Bishop for a couple of pints, then down to the Great Wall of Angina for a chow mein then home.






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I see most High Streets in the UK (even in upmarket towns) have a Nail Bar.

Is this the first pub chain of the 21st century?

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