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Old July 21st, 2017, 04:46 AM   #21
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Not on a train...

Never here nor there...

I will Not eat Spinach anywhere!



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Old July 21st, 2017, 05:21 AM   #22
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Hmmm! Could be interesting.
On Your own er..head be it..
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What Would Max Do ?


It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site.


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Old July 21st, 2017, 04:16 PM   #23
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Unless she`s made you beneficiary of her will and she`s kissing you at the top of a lengthy flight of stairs
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Old July 21st, 2017, 04:26 PM   #24
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Do kids still eat chewing gum that they picked up off the road?
Thats a no

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Old July 22nd, 2017, 05:27 PM   #25
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Ah poor Zammo he went blind
Was he the first teenager in Britain to discover the internet?
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Was he the first teenager in Britain to discover the internet?
rosestone, lol the penny dropped very slowly over here
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That post is three years old , so I doubt if he remembers who they are
I`m sure Max has to put his name in his clothes just so he knows who you are
If Max begs you tell him his name, just go "No no nono "
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Don't say it, scream it
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