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Old August 3rd, 2011, 06:02 AM   #81
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Wish granted. But you can only teleport yourself 25 meters at a time.

I wish all politicians and government officials to be rendered incapable of lying.
They're all Vulcans, and us their unwitting slaves.

I wish all news and weather reports were read by topless females.
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They're all Vulcans, and us their unwitting slaves.

I wish all news and weather reports were read by topless females.
Wish granted. Presenting your news reader, Barbara Walters.

Presenting your weather girl, Susan Boyle. Who will present in song, as an extra added wish.

I wish to be James Bond.
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Wish granted. Presenting your news reader, Barbara Walters.

Presenting your weather girl, Susan Boyle. Who will present in song, as an extra added wish.

I wish to be James Bond.
You join Spectre and get assassinated by 008.

I wish never to go hungry again.
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You have stomach reduction surgery so now your stomach is the size of a pea.

I wish I were king.
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You have stomach reduction surgery so now your stomach is the size of a pea.

I wish I were king.
Granted, here boy have a nice milk bone. I'll take you to the vet later to be neutered.

I wish I owned a Bugatti Veyron.
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Granted, here boy have a nice milk bone. I'll take you to the vet later to be neutered.

I wish I owned a Bugatti Veyron.
1/12 scale Dinky toy

I wish there was no taboo about nose-picking in public.
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1/12 scale Dinky toy

I wish there was no taboo about nose-picking in public.
Granted, you're just not allowed to pick your own.

I wish the BBC would become the Bieber Broadcasting Company, all Bieber all the time and licensing is free.
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I wish the BBC would become the Bieber Broadcasting Company, all Bieber all the time and licensing is free.
Granted. And you are immediately stoned, hung, drawn and quartered by the angry mob that immediately forms once you have been identified.

I wish to make my present salary whilst doing nothing.
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Granted. And you are immediately stoned, hung, drawn and quartered by the angry mob that immediately forms once you have been identified.

I wish to make my present salary whilst doing nothing.
Done, you're fired. Salary now 0.

I wish I had been born rich instead of handsome.
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Done, you're fired. Salary now 0.

I wish I had been born rich instead of handsome.
You can afford cosmetic surgery to improve your looks and die of a post-operative infection.

I wish everyone smelled of pie and chips.
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