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August 3rd, 2011, 10:59 PM

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Granted. Beer is now free. However, every toilet within 10km now requires that you (and you only) pay a weeks salary in order to use it.

I wish I could stop playing this silly game and get some solid work done.

Granted. But you've been fired from your job for playing this silly game...

I wish I knew the winning numbers in this weekends lottery.

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August 3rd, 2011, 11:33 PM

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Granted. But you've been fired from your job for playing this silly game...

I wish I knew the winning numbers in this weekends lottery.

Granted. I will be publishing them just under the Page Three girl. But since everyone else will know as well, your payout will be around a pound.

Well now, since I've been sacked (second time today) I wish to be paid for playing this silly game.

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August 3rd, 2011, 11:54 PM

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Granted. I will be publishing them just under the Page Three girl. But since everyone else will know as well, your payout will be around a pound.

Well now, since I've been sacked (second time today) I wish to be paid for playing this silly game.

Granted: here's the quid I won with the lottery....

I'd like to own the moon, then I can sue the US for trespass.

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August 4th, 2011, 12:27 AM	#104
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,312 Times in 9,629 Posts	Since you refuse to make any improvements on the property, it is confiscated under the rules of emminent domain. I wish I had a real Green Lantern Power Ring. (I have several copies.) __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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naggingmom Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 5 Thanks: 0 Thanked 48 Times in 5 Posts	Granted. But you can only use them when no one is around. I wish I had all the hottest chicks in the world. __________________ The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least.

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August 4th, 2011, 04:28 AM

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Granted. But you can only use them when no one is around.

I wish I had all the hottest chicks in the world.

Straight out of the oven matey. Better let them cool off a bit before you eat.

I wish all goverments consulted me on policy issues.

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August 4th, 2011, 04:55 AM	#107
Lurk_D Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 489 Thanks: 22 Thanked 3,914 Times in 467 Posts	Done. They're wanting to know what not to do. I wish for more wishes.

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Done. They're wanting to know what not to do.

I wish for more wishes.

Granted. Your wishes now grow inside you, gestation period is 5 years and you have to give birth through your cock. To a wish the size of a bowling ball.

I wish I could banish hangovers.

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Granted. Your wishes now grow inside you, gestation period is 5 years and you have to give birth through your cock. To a wish the size of a bowling ball.

I wish I could banish hangovers.

Granted. Hangovers now banished forever since drinking booze has now been banished forever.

I wish to see Barack Obama and Sarah Palin together in a IR porn film.

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August 4th, 2011, 06:18 PM	#110
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