Quotations, Fav Movie Lines, and so on and so forth etc - Page 318

**tygrkhat40** · May 28th, 2014, 02:34 PM

In a similar vein, Sir William Schwenk Gilbert on a friend

"No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have--and I think he is a dirty little beast."

**Baranovich** · May 30th, 2014, 01:47 PM

"Ten years she hasn't taken her ring off. NOW she loses it!"
"Don't talk to me in the third person, I'm here in the first person!"
"I wasn't talking to you in the third person, I'm talking to myself in the second person."

**Jeff Vader** · May 30th, 2014, 04:48 PM

Oscar Madison: Don't threaten me with jail, Blanche, because it's not a threat. With my expenses and my alimony, a prisoner takes home more pay than I do.

The Odd Couple (1968)

**Miss80sPorn** · June 1st, 2014, 04:54 PM

Robert E. Lee ...

I cannot trust a man to control others who cannot control himself.

The education of a man is never completed until he dies.

The war... was an unnecessary condition of affairs, and might have been avoided if forebearance and wisdom had been practiced on both sides.

It is good that war is so horrible, or we might grow to like it.

Whiskey - I like it, I always did, and that is the reason I never use it.

A true man of honor feels humbled himself when he cannot help humbling others.

What a cruel thing war is... to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors.

dorcelfan · June 2nd, 2014, 12:25 AM

On a lighter note, possibly my favourite Alan Partridge quote...

"I know lying is wrong, but if the elephant man came in now in a blouse with some make up on, and said "how do I look?" Would you say, bearing in mind he's depressed and has respiratory problems, would you say "go and take that blusher off you mis-shapen headed elephant tranny"?
No.
You'd say "nice look John"

**Grey Wolf** · June 2nd, 2014, 02:22 AM

"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give."

"There is no such thing as a good tax."

"Some see private enterprise as a predatory target to be shot, others as a cow to be milked, but few are those who see it as a sturdy horse pulling the wagon."

"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries."

"We contend that for a nation to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle."

**Grey Wolf** · June 2nd, 2014, 03:09 AM

"I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue."

"You don't know how to lie. If you can't lie, you'll never go anywhere."

"I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes.''

"I would not like to be a Russian leader. They never know when they're being taped."

"You know what happened to the Greeks! Homosexuality destroyed them. Sure, Aristotle was a homo. We all know that. So was Socrates. Do you know what happened to the Romans? The last six Roman emperors were fags....You know what happened to the Popes? It's all right that Popes were laying the nuns, that's been going on for years, centuries, but, when the Popes, when the Catholic Church went to hell, in, I don't know, three or four centuries ago, it was homosexual."

"I'm not for women in any job. I don't want any of them around. Thank God we don't have any in the cabinet.''

"It is the responsibility of the media to look at the President with a microscope, but they go too far when they use a proctoscope."

**Grey Wolf** · June 2nd, 2014, 03:27 AM

''One senator who has reached across the aisle recently is Marco Rubio, but I don't know about 2016. I mean, the guy has not even finished a single term in the Senate and he thinks he's ready to be President. Kids these days.''

''Three words: Vice President Oprah.''

''The History Channel is not here. I guess they were embarrassed about the whole Obama is a devil thing. Of course, that never kept Fox News from showing up. They actually thought the comparison was not fair -- to Satan.''

''I really do enjoy attending these dinners. In fact, I had a lot more material prepared, but I have to get the Secret Service home in time for their new curfew.''

''Sasha and Malia aren't here tonight because they're grounded. You can't just take Air Force One on a joy ride to Manhattan. I don't care whose kids you are.''

''I am seriously glad to be here tonight at the annual Alfalfa dinner. I know that many you are aware that this dinner began almost one hundred years ago as a way to celebrate the birthday of General Robert E. Lee. If he were here with us tonight, the General would be 202 years old. And very confused.''

''These days, I look in the mirror and I have to admit, I'm not the strapping young Muslim socialist that I used to be.''

**Tmee2020** · June 3rd, 2014, 01:29 AM

Alone in the rain, Cate remembered the flavour of the certainty of that morning the way an old man remembers the flavour of a distant June and a vanished girl.

Thomas Keneally, Confederates (1979)

**Grey Wolf** · June 3rd, 2014, 04:58 AM

Australian Prime Minister 1972-1975 [Labor Party]

"Ladies and gentlemen, well may we say "God Save the Queen", because nothing will save the Governor-General. The proclamation you have just heard was countersigned Malcolm Fraser, who will go down in history as Kerr's cur."

"Maintain your rage and enthusiasm"

"No parliamentarian could tell his electors that he was too ill to be the leader of the party but was well enough to look after their interests in the parliament."

"The fun is where I am"

"Our federal caucus is in a precarious position,"

"The punters know that the horse named Morality rarely gets past the post, whereas the nag named Self-interest always runs a good race."

"I have more influence now than when I had the power."

May 28th, 2014, 02:34 PM	#3171
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,570 Times in 9,629 Posts	In a similar vein, Sir William Schwenk Gilbert on a friend "No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have--and I think he is a dirty little beast." __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Baranovich Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Southwestern CT, U.S.A The Epicenter of Narcissism Posts: 2,165 Thanks: 34,101 Thanked 47,221 Times in 2,169 Posts	"Ten years she hasn't taken her ring off. NOW she loses it!" "Don't talk to me in the third person, I'm here in the first person!" "I wasn't talking to you in the third person, I'm talking to myself in the second person." __________________ "Good luck, everyone..." Last edited by Baranovich; May 30th, 2014 at 01:50 PM.. Reason: Edited text for content.

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Jeff Vader Moderator (Retired) Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Cheam AKA the land of Cheese and Canals Posts: 6,352 Thanks: 156,898 Thanked 140,020 Times in 6,511 Posts	Oscar Madison: Don't threaten me with jail, Blanche, because it's not a threat. With my expenses and my alimony, a prisoner takes home more pay than I do. The Odd Couple (1968) __________________ Please read the To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Model ID To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. :

June 1st, 2014, 04:54 PM	#3174
Miss80sPorn Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Walking on the Tightrope of Insanity Posts: 2,210 Thanks: 142,238 Thanked 47,059 Times in 2,208 Posts	Robert E. Lee Robert E. Lee ... I cannot trust a man to control others who cannot control himself. The education of a man is never completed until he dies. The war... was an unnecessary condition of affairs, and might have been avoided if forebearance and wisdom had been practiced on both sides. It is good that war is so horrible, or we might grow to like it. Whiskey - I like it, I always did, and that is the reason I never use it. A true man of honor feels humbled himself when he cannot help humbling others. What a cruel thing war is... to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 2nd, 2014, 02:22 AM	#3176
Grey Wolf Rat Catcher Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,944 Thanks: 360,265 Thanked 481,943 Times in 19,976 Posts	Winston Churchill "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give." "There is no such thing as a good tax." "Some see private enterprise as a predatory target to be shot, others as a cow to be milked, but few are those who see it as a sturdy horse pulling the wagon." "The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries." "We contend that for a nation to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle." Last edited by Grey Wolf; June 2nd, 2014 at 02:27 AM.. Reason: Fixed OS Thumb

June 2nd, 2014, 12:25 AM	#3175
dorcelfan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The sunny south Posts: 228 Thanks: 4,467 Thanked 1,936 Times in 219 Posts	On a lighter note, possibly my favourite Alan Partridge quote... "I know lying is wrong, but if the elephant man came in now in a blouse with some make up on, and said "how do I look?" Would you say, bearing in mind he's depressed and has respiratory problems, would you say "go and take that blusher off you mis-shapen headed elephant tranny"? No. You'd say "nice look John"

June 2nd, 2014, 03:09 AM	#3177
Grey Wolf Rat Catcher Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,944 Thanks: 360,265 Thanked 481,943 Times in 19,976 Posts	Richard Nixon "I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue." "You don't know how to lie. If you can't lie, you'll never go anywhere." "I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes.'' "I would not like to be a Russian leader. They never know when they're being taped." "You know what happened to the Greeks! Homosexuality destroyed them. Sure, Aristotle was a homo. We all know that. So was Socrates. Do you know what happened to the Romans? The last six Roman emperors were fags....You know what happened to the Popes? It's all right that Popes were laying the nuns, that's been going on for years, centuries, but, when the Popes, when the Catholic Church went to hell, in, I don't know, three or four centuries ago, it was homosexual." "I'm not for women in any job. I don't want any of them around. Thank God we don't have any in the cabinet.'' "It is the responsibility of the media to look at the President with a microscope, but they go too far when they use a proctoscope."

June 2nd, 2014, 03:27 AM	#3178
Grey Wolf Rat Catcher Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,944 Thanks: 360,265 Thanked 481,943 Times in 19,976 Posts	President Barack Obama ''One senator who has reached across the aisle recently is Marco Rubio, but I don't know about 2016. I mean, the guy has not even finished a single term in the Senate and he thinks he's ready to be President. Kids these days.'' ''Three words: Vice President Oprah.'' ''The History Channel is not here. I guess they were embarrassed about the whole Obama is a devil thing. Of course, that never kept Fox News from showing up. They actually thought the comparison was not fair -- to Satan.'' ''I really do enjoy attending these dinners. In fact, I had a lot more material prepared, but I have to get the Secret Service home in time for their new curfew.'' ''Sasha and Malia aren't here tonight because they're grounded. You can't just take Air Force One on a joy ride to Manhattan. I don't care whose kids you are.'' ''I am seriously glad to be here tonight at the annual Alfalfa dinner. I know that many you are aware that this dinner began almost one hundred years ago as a way to celebrate the birthday of General Robert E. Lee. If he were here with us tonight, the General would be 202 years old. And very confused.'' ''These days, I look in the mirror and I have to admit, I'm not the strapping young Muslim socialist that I used to be.'' Last edited by Grey Wolf; June 2nd, 2014 at 04:31 PM.. Reason: Repaired Quote

June 3rd, 2014, 01:29 AM	#3179
Tmee2020 Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Aust Posts: 4,195 Thanks: 209,870 Thanked 71,440 Times in 4,151 Posts	Alone in the rain, Cate remembered the flavour of the certainty of that morning the way an old man remembers the flavour of a distant June and a vanished girl. Thomas Keneally, Confederates (1979)

June 3rd, 2014, 04:58 AM	#3180
Grey Wolf Rat Catcher Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,944 Thanks: 360,265 Thanked 481,943 Times in 19,976 Posts	Gough Whitlam Australian Prime Minister 1972-1975 [Labor Party] "Ladies and gentlemen, well may we say "God Save the Queen", because nothing will save the Governor-General. The proclamation you have just heard was countersigned Malcolm Fraser, who will go down in history as Kerr's cur." "Maintain your rage and enthusiasm" "No parliamentarian could tell his electors that he was too ill to be the leader of the party but was well enough to look after their interests in the parliament." "The fun is where I am" "Our federal caucus is in a precarious position," "The punters know that the horse named Morality rarely gets past the post, whereas the nag named Self-interest always runs a good race." "I have more influence now than when I had the power."