Quotations, Fav Movie Lines, and so on and so forth etc

[MaxJoker]

Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself, do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it.

~ Bruce Lee



Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.

~ Confucius



Cool it Sanchez.. or you'll get a knuckle supper.

~ Thornton Reed

[mizlaplan]

Eric Sykes:

“Some people walk on stage and the audience warms to them. You can’t explain it, and you shouldn’t try. It's an arrogant assumption to say you ‘decide’ to become a comedian. The audience decides for you.”

“I believe that one visual joke is worth a page of dialogue.”

“The great comics all had one thing in common, and that was vulnerability. It seems to me a lot of today’s comedy is fireproof. People shouting at each other. Well, children do that."

[blondifan]

I’d rather regret the things I’ve done than the things I haven’t done

- Lucille Ball

[Grey Wolf]

"I'm trusting in the Lord and a good Lawyer."

"Bill Clinton is not my Commander-in-Chief."

"I came here to tell you the Truth. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly."


"Writers are story tellers, so are readers."


"I was provided with additional input, that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version."

[nckgmd]

Da Nang Hooker: Hey, baby. You got girlfriend Vietnam?
Private Joker: Not just this minute.
Da Nang Hooker: Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?
Private Joker: Yeah, we might party. How much?
Da Nang Hooker: Fifteen dollar.
Private Joker: Fifteen dollars for both of us?
Da Nang Hooker: No. Each you fifteen dollar. Me love you long time. Me so HORNY.
Private Joker: Fifteen dollar too beaucoup. Five dollars each.
Da Nang Hooker: Me sucky-sucky. Me love you too much.
Private Joker: Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend.
Da Nang Hooker: Okay. Ten dollar each.
Private Joker: What do we get for ten dollars?
Da Nang Hooker: Every t'ing you want.
Private Joker: Everything?
Da Nang Hooker: Every t'ing.
Private Joker: [to Rafterman] Well, old buddy, feel like spending some of your hard-earned money?

I taught my Filipina wife to say these lines.... She's soooo gooood at it...

[jedimasterjeff]

George Washington McLintock: Now, we'll all calm down!
Drago: Take it easy, boss, he's just a little excited, that's all.
George Washington McLintock: I know, I know. I'm gonna use good judgement. I haven't lost my temper in forty years, but pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble this morning, might have got somebody killed... and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't. The *hell* I won't! (Belts the guy in the mouth)

[Mal Hombre]

"They’re just different. And just because someone looks different than you or thinks differently than you doesn’t mean you should be afraid of them. It means you should be angry at them! How dare they be different! What, my way of life ain’t good enough for’em!?"
The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

[nckgmd]

[Bill has picked up a prostitute]
Prostitute: You like me?
Bill: Yeah.
Prostitute: You very big.
Bill: I bet you say that to all the heroes.
Prostitute: Come, we lie down.
Bill: No, we stand.
Prostitute: You crazy?
Bill: Probably.
This is another one I taught my Filipina wife to say...Again perfect

[MaxJoker]

Friendship... is not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.

~ Muhammad Ali.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

~ Ron White.


Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

~ Blain.

[danton]

"He hasn't an enemy in the world and none of his friends like him".

Oscar Wilde on George Bernard Shaw