The Late Late Late Well Out Of Date News Flash Thread ! - Page 27

**rustler** · February 9th, 2014, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by theequestrian

Dateline- 14 Oct 1066, Hastings - Upon being notified that William the Bastard was moving his army north, King Harold replied "I'll keep an eye out for him". Updates to follow.

Should be quite a match, and tickets are selling fast! First Harold Godwinsson vs. Harald Hodroder, or something similar ( he's foreign anyway!), at Stamford Bridge , if Chelsea are not playing at home that day! Then there's a match at Hastings with William the Bastard. Then there's a follow up match with some guy named 'Norman'.
I'll let you have details, prices etc. as soon as the agents have finalised things!

Remember, you heard it here first folks!

**theequestrian** · February 9th, 2014, 04:09 PM

This just in, we have a result from Senlac Hill. The final score in a tightly contested match:

Norman Chevaliers 3
Wessex Huscarls 1

**rustler** · February 9th, 2014, 04:19 PM

I think the ref was blind, the huscarls were never off side!

Perhaps after a bit of a breather there will be a re match? And what about 'Norman'??

Estreeter · February 25th, 2014, 01:10 PM

WOW!!!

Check out this new band, from the place of class and culture... Yep, Scotland

The Bay City Rollers

Check out those threads

Gotta get me some so I fit in if I ever visit Glasgow

Massive future in Rock music I see in them... Hall of Fame perhaps

Bye Bye Baby

**palo5** · February 25th, 2014, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Why do they dress so funny - are they from Jugoslavia or Caucasus?

**winebeavis** · February 25th, 2014, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by palo5

are they from Jugoslavia or Caucasus?

Comrade, get with the times, Jugoslavia is now part of that new fangled Austo-Hungarian empire that those crazy Habsburgs are putting together. I'm predicting this emplre to last for 500 years.

**scoundrel** · February 25th, 2014, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Quote:

Originally Posted by winebeavis

Comrade, get with the times, Jugoslavia is now part of that new fangled Austo-Hungarian empire that those crazy Habsburgs are putting together. I'm predicting this emplre to last for 500 years.

I think these are actually Black Hand anarchists. I'm very worried about them; they are trouble makers.

**rustler** · February 26th, 2014, 07:08 AM

2nd September 1666.....

News just in:

It seems that a small fire has broken out in Pudding Lane in the city of London.

Initial reports are that a baker, Thomas Farinner, left the pilot light on in the oven.

Firewatchers with buckets are standing by, but a Council spokesman from the Lord Mayors office said,' There's absolutely no need for alarm, as everything is well under control.'

**rustler** · February 26th, 2014, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

The Bay City Rollers

Massive future in Rock music I see in them... Hall of Fame perhaps

Nah, I can't see it.

But if they are going to get anywhere, they had better change their washing powder or adjust the settings on their washing maschine. And haven't they got any clothes that aren't shrunk??

And get a haircut!!

Long haired louts......I can't see 'em getting anywhere myself........ They should have stayed North of the wall........

They're just another lot like them damned yanks, the Esmondes or the Ormonds or whatever they are called, they'll never get anywhere, you mark my words!!

**Tmee2020** · February 26th, 2014, 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theequestrian

Dateline- 14 Oct 1066, Hastings - Upon being notified that William the Bastard was moving his army north, King Harold replied "I'll keep an eye out for him". Updates to follow...

Quote:

Originally Posted by rustler

2nd September 1666.....

News just in:

It seems that a small fire has broken out in Pudding Lane in the city of London.
...

Guys- this is not looking great!

February 9th, 2014, 04:09 PM	#262
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rustler Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: South of the North Pole Posts: 4,977 Thanks: 47,583 Thanked 84,563 Times in 4,955 Posts	2nd September 1666..... News just in: It seems that a small fire has broken out in Pudding Lane in the city of London. Initial reports are that a baker, Thomas Farinner, left the pilot light on in the oven. Firewatchers with buckets are standing by, but a Council spokesman from the Lord Mayors office said,' There's absolutely no need for alarm, as everything is well under control.' __________________ "I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience." - Shelley Winters Please read and follow To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.