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Old February 5th, 2018, 06:16 PM   #2201
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UK got place 19 that year. Clearly a cultural advance for the bizarre noises you call music
No, we was second - Sonia, Better the Devil You Know wasn't it?

It was crap though.
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Old February 5th, 2018, 07:58 PM   #2202
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Oh, I see you got draw #19 not place #19. Apologies, you're right

But it was very likely still bizarre noises
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But it was very likely still bizarre noises
Palo5 invented the Theremin. It was intended to be a sex toy.
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Palo5 once represented Norway in the Eurovulsion song contest and scored, Nil points.
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Palo5 once tried to take his own life by humping himself to death.
Sadly, his partner exhaled first.
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Bloke57 wants Europe to become a Federal Union, and for England to join. He is thrilled that Jean-Claude Juncker is santa claus for his country, and wants brexiters imprisoned for treason, or at least institutionalized for retarded lunacy
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Bloke57 wants Europe to become a Federal Union, and for England to join. He is thrilled that Jean-Claude Juncker is santa claus for his country, and wants brexiters imprisoned for treason, or at least institutionalized for retarded lunacy
palo5!

You are supposed to tell a lie about me - not stone-cold, accurate truths.

Can we start by putting Jacob Rees-Mogg in the Tower?
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palo5!

You are supposed to tell a lie about me - not stone-cold, accurate truths.

Can we start by putting Jacob Rees-Mogg in the Tower?
You mean the Trump Tower? ... ok
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