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January 19th, 2018, 10:10 PM | #2101 |
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jokerman has never told a funny joke or pulled a successful prank
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January 19th, 2018, 10:30 PM | #2102 |
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Hertz is afraid of heights - which is a huge problem since he works as a airline pilot.
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January 20th, 2018, 01:04 AM | #2103 |
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January 20th, 2018, 09:41 AM | #2104 |
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Hertz once did the splits over a live lobster. He now sings soprano
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January 20th, 2018, 09:52 AM | #2105 |
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MaxJoker recently converted to Islam and will now change his username to Cat Stevens
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January 20th, 2018, 01:09 PM | #2106 |
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ball7 is a member of the Astronomical Society, claiming to observe distant stars. But this is just his cover. His telescope has only one purpose: to peep into the bedrooms and bathrooms of the women in his neighborhood.
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January 20th, 2018, 01:10 PM | #2107 |
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palo5 left the Russian city of Yakutsk. He says it's because of the climate. Yakutsk was too hot for him.
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January 20th, 2018, 01:41 PM | #2108 |
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Whenever Santee Fats crosses the border, the customs agent asks him if he has any weapons. He always replies, "Whattaya need?"
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January 20th, 2018, 02:26 PM | #2110 |
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