You're so fucking dumb that...... - Page 6

**Mal Hombre** · September 15th, 2015, 07:21 PM

You're so fucking dumb ,You scalded Your feet cooking a tinned sponge pudding because it said "Stand in boiling water for 2 minutes"

**SanteeFats** · September 15th, 2015, 09:44 PM

Your so dumb MaxJoker is your financial adviser.

**Jake Gittes** · September 16th, 2015, 01:47 AM

You're so fucking dumb that when you were making out with your girlfriend in the kitchen while she was making dinner you sat her on the fucking stove which was on HIGH...

Jesus...

I'm not kidding, this actually happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vFQkfJAUn8

I'm going to guess that he didn't get laid that night

**Tmee2020** · September 22nd, 2015, 06:03 AM

My Self-Destruct Button never seems to Destruct anyone else.

**SanteeFats** · September 22nd, 2015, 02:33 PM

You tried to replace a light switch with the power on. Twice.

Estreeter · September 22nd, 2015, 02:57 PM

You're so fucking dumb that......

If a Cannibal tribe that eats human brains were starving and came across you, they wouldn't bother

**tygrkhat40** · September 22nd, 2015, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

You're so fucking dumb that......

If a Cannibal tribe that eats human brains were starving and came across you, they wouldn't bother

On a similar note...

You're so fucking dumb, you'd be safe during the zombie apocalypse.

**seany65** · September 23rd, 2015, 02:33 PM

I don't normally swear much much but I have to say this about a politican I heard on the radio the other day:

Your so fucking dumb, that you think getting rid of president Assad would help in getting rid of ISIS.

Estreeter · September 30th, 2015, 03:23 PM

You're so fucking dumb that......

Astrologers have come up with their own star sign just for you, Amoeba

**SanteeFats** · October 15th, 2015, 04:32 PM

You're so dumb you couldn't get hired as the dog catcher in a town without dogs.

September 15th, 2015, 07:21 PM	#51
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September 16th, 2015, 01:47 AM	#53
Jake Gittes Swimming in Ecstasy Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Skinny dipping with mermaids in a beautiful, uncharted tropical paradise Posts: 6,099 Thanks: 145,513 Thanked 106,617 Times in 6,180 Posts	You're so fucking dumb that when you were making out with your girlfriend in the kitchen while she was making dinner you sat her on the fucking stove which was on HIGH... Jesus... I'm not kidding, this actually happened https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vFQkfJAUn8 I'm going to guess that he didn't get laid that night __________________ If you come across a dead link in a post, PM the OP to see if it can be re-uploaded To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Please consider adding a note in your signature if you can re-upload your photos/video links To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Please PM me if any of my posts are down To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Life is easier when you don't take it too seriously To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by Jake Gittes; September 16th, 2015 at 01:50 AM.. Reason: Revised post

September 22nd, 2015, 06:03 AM	#54
Tmee2020 Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Aust Posts: 4,195 Thanks: 209,985 Thanked 71,454 Times in 4,151 Posts	There's got to be something wrong with it My Self-Destruct Button never seems to Destruct anyone else.

September 22nd, 2015, 02:57 PM	#56
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,189 Thanks: 450,165 Thanked 897,591 Times in 60,391 Posts	You're so fucking dumb that...... If a Cannibal tribe that eats human brains were starving and came across you, they wouldn't bother __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

September 23rd, 2015, 02:33 PM	#58
seany65 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,658 Thanks: 80,521 Thanked 32,788 Times in 3,536 Posts	I don't normally swear much much but I have to say this about a politican I heard on the radio the other day: Your so fucking dumb, that you think getting rid of president Assad would help in getting rid of ISIS. __________________ <-- That's Emer Kenny and I want to be stuck in her front bottom. Quote from electrofreak : I'd rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned.

September 15th, 2015, 09:44 PM	#52
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,915 Thanks: 282,079 Thanked 815,320 Times in 60,962 Posts	Your so dumb MaxJoker is your financial adviser.

September 22nd, 2015, 02:33 PM	#55
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,915 Thanks: 282,079 Thanked 815,320 Times in 60,962 Posts	You tried to replace a light switch with the power on. Twice.

September 30th, 2015, 03:23 PM	#59
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,189 Thanks: 450,165 Thanked 897,591 Times in 60,391 Posts	You're so fucking dumb that...... Astrologers have come up with their own star sign just for you, Amoeba __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 15th, 2015, 04:32 PM	#60
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,915 Thanks: 282,079 Thanked 815,320 Times in 60,962 Posts	You're so dumb you couldn't get hired as the dog catcher in a town without dogs.