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Old August 30th, 2015, 05:01 PM   #41
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you`re so stupid
you stuck a phone up your ass to make a booty call !!!
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Old August 30th, 2015, 05:10 PM   #42
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I'm so fucking dumb, I couldn't get the girls I wanted at my party in 2004.

And I'm a fat, broke, dateless failure in 2015.

This may be a bit of an exaggeration, but because I have made some bad decisions, my life is still not what it should be.
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Old August 30th, 2015, 05:30 PM   #43
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She thought cunnilingus was an Irish airline until she discovered Smirnoff.
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Old August 30th, 2015, 05:41 PM   #44
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I'm also so fucking dumb, that by the time I'm buff or close to it, I could be impotent or considerably undersize...

It makes no sense to take care of the body, but be bad to the bone?!
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Old August 30th, 2015, 06:08 PM   #45
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It makes no sense to take care of the body, but be bad to the bone?!
George Thorogood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7VsoxT_FUY
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Old September 6th, 2015, 04:22 PM   #46
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You're so fucking dumb that......

Your own dog has a higher IQ than your own

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Old September 6th, 2015, 06:34 PM   #47
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You're so dumb-
you went to the beach to surf the internet.

you went to get a ladder when you heard drinks were on the house.

…you went to the library to find Facebook.
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Old September 11th, 2015, 09:40 PM   #48
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@SanteeFats: Or I printed out something, organized into binders, that could have been pursued on Facebook sooner.
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You're so dumb you thought inventing the laser sword was a good idea.

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You're so fucking dumb that......

When Einstein said "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity" he was singling you out
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