August 30th, 2015, 05:01 PM | #41 |
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you`re so stupid
you stuck a phone up your ass to make a booty call !!! |
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August 30th, 2015, 05:10 PM | #42 |
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I'm so fucking dumb, I couldn't get the girls I wanted at my party in 2004.
And I'm a fat, broke, dateless failure in 2015. This may be a bit of an exaggeration, but because I have made some bad decisions, my life is still not what it should be. |
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August 30th, 2015, 05:30 PM | #43 |
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She thought cunnilingus was an Irish airline until she discovered Smirnoff.
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August 30th, 2015, 05:41 PM | #44 |
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I'm also so fucking dumb, that by the time I'm buff or close to it, I could be impotent or considerably undersize...
It makes no sense to take care of the body, but be bad to the bone?! |
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August 30th, 2015, 06:08 PM | #45 | |
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September 6th, 2015, 04:22 PM | #46 |
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You're so fucking dumb that......
Your own dog has a higher IQ than your own
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September 6th, 2015, 06:34 PM | #47 |
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You're so dumb-
you went to the beach to surf the internet. you went to get a ladder when you heard drinks were on the house. …you went to the library to find Facebook. |
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September 11th, 2015, 09:40 PM | #48 |
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@SanteeFats: Or I printed out something, organized into binders, that could have been pursued on Facebook sooner.
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September 14th, 2015, 10:01 PM | #49 |
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You're so dumb you thought inventing the laser sword was a good idea.
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September 15th, 2015, 02:47 PM | #50 |
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You're so fucking dumb that......
When Einstein said "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity" he was singling you out
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