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Old August 27th, 2015, 01:46 PM   #31
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Your so dumb...
…you think Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company!

…you think Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.

…when you missed the #44 bus you took the #22 bus twice instead!

…when the sign said Airport Left you turned around and went home!
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You're so fucking dumb that......

You think a staple food diet consists of eating staples daily
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Old August 27th, 2015, 02:51 PM   #33
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You're so dumb that you thought microsoft was a description of your penis!
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Old August 27th, 2015, 06:00 PM   #34
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Bit left field but its an old Lancashire saying slightly paraphrased
Your so dumb you followed the trash cart and thought it was a wedding
Well maybe it was a Muslim one???
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You're so dumb that you thought Johnny Cash was the change from a condom machine!
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You're so fucking dumb that......

You think the internet is where fish swim between 2 nets
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Old August 30th, 2015, 02:16 PM   #37
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Your so dumb...

When the check engine light comes on it doesn't mean to get out and see if the engine is still there.
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You're so dumb,When They said check Your testicles,You counted Them...
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You're so dumb,When They said check Your testicles,You counted Them...
You gave them to the hat check girl.
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When They said check Your testicles
You're so fucking dumb that......
You didn't realize it was a joke, you're a woman
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