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Old January 21st, 2013, 11:13 PM   #21
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Well a lot of the entries so far are valid and, in most part, close to the real truth of the matter. There have been many speculations over the 1000's of years and it is clear through deduction that there are in fact more than one reason.

In its natural form a hairy vagina is for:

1) Teeing off from. This derives from cavemen twatting stones at their dinner with a stick. Later in the gentleman's game of golf when sometimes a traditional 'Tee' is not enough.

2) One of the longest traditions is 'Growling' before sleep. A good 'growl' can result in sex and fellatio as well as help remove pieces of food (ie steak) keeping your teeth and gums healthy and ready for tomorrows meal (ie steak). Again this dates back to early man.

3) Stroking. This may not cause 'female orgasm' (a myth invented in more modern times) but will induce excitement and can result in either sex, fellatio or both with minimum effort. (If the promise of food (ie steak) is on offer refer to number 2)

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The Allure Of The Armpit
Up until the 1920’s women, glamorous or otherwise, would not dream of shaving on a regular basis. The advertising executives on Madison Avenue presented to the major manufactures of shaving products an idea that would fully double the razor using market. Women were humiliated through advertising campaigns to shear off the very symbols of their woman-hood, and in some way preserving the beauty which is supposedly only for the young. These moguls of Madison Avenue convinced the American public that in order to truly be beautiful, a woman must remove the “unsightly” hair from her legs and armpits.

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Once upon a time before razors were invented people had hair all over their bodies to keep them warm. As time passed people got less and less hair but still trimmed what they had for practical reasons. Civilisation progressed and men became bald and women shaved.
End of story.
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I find one good reason for pubic reason lies in its use as a substitute for dental floss when none is within reach.
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So if I am reasoning, underarm hair that is
avoid injury and to stop bacteria

I think some people should think before talking nonsense
Emily Gibson said that since it even before puberty
we do not have hair, and memory I've never heard of this immature complaining of injuries or inadvertent attacks
bacteria.

Extremely well said!

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The Allure Of The Armpit
Up until the 1920’s women, glamorous or otherwise, would not dream of shaving on a regular basis. The advertising executives on Madison Avenue presented to the major manufactures of shaving products an idea that would fully double the razor using market. Women were humiliated through advertising campaigns to shear off the very symbols of their woman-hood, and in some way preserving the beauty which is supposedly only for the young. These moguls of Madison Avenue convinced the American public that in order to truly be beautiful, a woman must remove the “unsightly” hair from her legs and armpits.

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What man that's into women (glamorous or not) wants his legs rubbing up against a woman's legs that are hairy, possibly even hairier than his? What person into women really wants a full bush to choke on, or the stragglers that find their way into your throat?

Hair is fine, just keep it manageable, nice'n short n' outta the way!
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Humans also have/had an appendix for a reason at one point too
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I don't really care what it is there for, I don't like to see a really hairy bush, but equally it doesn't matter what I like it is the prerogative of the woman to do with her body what she wishes.
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I thought pubes were for wiping your dick on after a shagathon
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I always thought they were there to show the person had reached the age of sexual maturity, as a sort of 'left-over' from before we had proper language.
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Humans also have/had an appendix for a reason at one point too
Your appendix is where your gut bacteria live between bouts of digestion. It still has use.
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