Did your mum find your porn mags? - Page 11

max and chubby · April 13th, 2009, 01:39 AM

i had a load ov danni wheeler pic some nude is well from a few porn mags and a pair ov silk knickers signed from gayner goodman at blackpool wen u could get your pic taken with a page 3 girl so i got mine do with gayner holdiing her boobs so she signed our lasses knickers and my mum found them all and throw them out gutted

hngon_65 · April 13th, 2009, 01:44 AM

Dad, was a magazine wholesaler, so I had access to tons of material, none HC, but kept them in a foot locker. Mom found them one day cleaning up a storage closet. Lots of handwringing and tears but no whipping. At least she knew I favored the ladies.

lip · April 13th, 2009, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by hngon_65

At least she knew I favored the ladies.

Haha, the same as my parents: "He's a porn-addicted-wank-head, but at least he's straight."

silverspirit2001 · July 6th, 2009, 01:22 PM

lol My older brothers hid their porn mags in my room - in fact, I inherited about a 100 of them. Unfortunately my mother was a terrible snoop, and when she found my own personal stash, she kept on leaving notes to me in the hiding place (minus the mags). I mean, under carpets, under a set of chester drawers, ect - but she never found the 100 mags on the top of the wardrobe of my brothers! When I moved out at 16, my brothers had the consideration to move the mags before I could steal them.

Which is really annoying, as still searching for club french connection from july 87.

**grlilgirls** · July 6th, 2009, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by kToi

My first recollection of seeing a porno mag was the odd crumpled page or so we used to find occasionally in the local woods, Wtf was that all about? I guess some ashamed individual used to sneak off, tug himself into a stupour, then in his guilty, ball emptied shame, tear them up in disgust with himself, and leave them for all us young kids to find.

That's exactly how I found my first nudie mags and porn stories. They made a deep and lasting impression.
Then I went on to find my dads (meagre) stash of mags, but that's for another thread: ' Did you find your dads porn mags?'. Has anyone started that one yet?
jj

**billybunter** · July 6th, 2009, 07:15 PM

As i replied I think on this thread a while back, I used to walk a long route home from school because people used to dump porno mags there. Never understood why!? Maybe they were consciously helping teenage boys get their wanking kicks. Many thanks! These days boys have it too easy with the internet. They'll never experience the trauma of reaching for the top shelf picking a mag, then a newspaper to hide it in, and go to the counter were some old bat gives you the "you're a dirty little bastard eye." My Dad had a few stashed, but were not my era. Hardcore was something you heard about and if you were lucky you feasted your eyes on. Now you just surf to countless websites and there it is. I know i'm sounding like an old fart, but the old days were more exciting; when you had completed operation wank mag, nothing in the world could stop you going back to your bedroom and enjoying the magazine

ILovePorn82 · July 6th, 2009, 11:03 PM

i actually had Penthouse Mags while i lived at home, my Mom never found them

But the best thing was i found my Dads Silwa Happy Weekend Mags

They are so great, it was the first Time i saw DP and fisting.

ILovePorn82 · July 6th, 2009, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

These days boys have it too easy with the internet. They'll never experience the trauma of reaching for the top shelf picking a mag, then a newspaper to hide it in, and go to the counter were some old bat gives you the "you're a dirty little bastard eye."

Absolutely true. i remember buying a Penthouse Mag at a city lottery station for the first Time and my knees were literaly shaking.

Later i bought Silwa Mags like Happy Weekend or Maximum Perversum from my Gas Station and the Lady gave me strange looks

piggypuff99210 · July 7th, 2009, 10:00 PM

Oh Hell yes, my mother found them LOL She was not happy about it either! She was very religous and old-fashioned and thought pornography was the most disgusting thing on this earth... boy did I get my @ss reamed over those magazines...

**tamsmith** · July 7th, 2009, 11:25 PM

Yep she found them. Hidden between my collection of Marvel Comics, Superman and Batman Comics and the first 400 or so of Shoot magazine. Probably worth a fortune now.

Every mag, no matter what, went into the bin.

I did hear, many years later, that 2 or 3 escaped the bin for a day or two. But my Dad had to get rid of them eventually.

April 13th, 2009, 01:39 AM	#101
max and chubby Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 3 Thanks: 4 Thanked 21 Times in 3 Posts	i had a load ov danni wheeler pic some nude is well from a few porn mags and a pair ov silk knickers signed from gayner goodman at blackpool wen u could get your pic taken with a page 3 girl so i got mine do with gayner holdiing her boobs so she signed our lasses knickers and my mum found them all and throw them out gutted

April 13th, 2009, 01:44 AM	#102
hngon_65 Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 3 Thanks: 14 Thanked 21 Times in 3 Posts	Dad, was a magazine wholesaler, so I had access to tons of material, none HC, but kept them in a foot locker. Mom found them one day cleaning up a storage closet. Lots of handwringing and tears but no whipping. At least she knew I favored the ladies.

July 6th, 2009, 01:22 PM	#104
silverspirit2001 Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2 Thanks: 11 Thanked 10 Times in 1 Post	lol My older brothers hid their porn mags in my room - in fact, I inherited about a 100 of them. Unfortunately my mother was a terrible snoop, and when she found my own personal stash, she kept on leaving notes to me in the hiding place (minus the mags). I mean, under carpets, under a set of chester drawers, ect - but she never found the 100 mags on the top of the wardrobe of my brothers! When I moved out at 16, my brothers had the consideration to move the mags before I could steal them. Which is really annoying, as still searching for club french connection from july 87.

July 6th, 2009, 07:15 PM	#106
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	As i replied I think on this thread a while back, I used to walk a long route home from school because people used to dump porno mags there. Never understood why!? Maybe they were consciously helping teenage boys get their wanking kicks. Many thanks! These days boys have it too easy with the internet. They'll never experience the trauma of reaching for the top shelf picking a mag, then a newspaper to hide it in, and go to the counter were some old bat gives you the "you're a dirty little bastard eye." My Dad had a few stashed, but were not my era. Hardcore was something you heard about and if you were lucky you feasted your eyes on. Now you just surf to countless websites and there it is. I know i'm sounding like an old fart, but the old days were more exciting; when you had completed operation wank mag, nothing in the world could stop you going back to your bedroom and enjoying the magazine

July 6th, 2009, 11:03 PM	#107
ILovePorn82 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Germany Posts: 277 Thanks: 1,305 Thanked 4,445 Times in 260 Posts	i actually had Penthouse Mags while i lived at home, my Mom never found them But the best thing was i found my Dads Silwa Happy Weekend Mags They are so great, it was the first Time i saw DP and fisting.

July 7th, 2009, 10:00 PM	#109
piggypuff99210 Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 3 Thanks: 0 Thanked 19 Times in 3 Posts	Oh Hell yes, my mother found them LOL She was not happy about it either! She was very religous and old-fashioned and thought pornography was the most disgusting thing on this earth... boy did I get my @ss reamed over those magazines...

July 7th, 2009, 11:25 PM	#110
tamsmith Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Coming close to the Slippery Slope. Posts: 7,800 Thanks: 77,915 Thanked 280,415 Times in 9,078 Posts	Yep she found them. Hidden between my collection of Marvel Comics, Superman and Batman Comics and the first 400 or so of Shoot magazine. Probably worth a fortune now. Every mag, no matter what, went into the bin. I did hear, many years later, that 2 or 3 escaped the bin for a day or two. But my Dad had to get rid of them eventually.