VEF on the NHS?

[otokonomidori]

Originally Posted by Hilts

Kinda...........as I type this my manhood is encased in a plastic vac pump, 30 mins per day, with a stiffy, hence VEF on the NHS........

It's supposed to straighten out the bend...........

Have you ever fallen asleep with it on - I hope there's no danger of electrocution.

What happens if you become spunkually over stimulated and empty your giblets into the knob straightening machine - do you just throw it in with the rest of the teatime dishes?

Do you get the de-bender to keep or does the NHS want it back for another sufferer to use?

[billybunter]

I had a "lump" on my dick one time. And the GP just referred to it as "down there" it was a female doctor. I can't imagine getting a cock straightener she might faint. Thank God she was old. A female doctor fresh outta med school might have caused the old chap to stand to attention

[mjefferys1]

Hilts

You have my sympathy, a first I thought no big deal so your dick has a bend, then I made a major error I googled Peyronie's Disease and looked at the images.
Sh!t wish I hadn't feel really queezy now. No surprise you don't fancy the surgery, 3 hours with the pump would be better than that.
Good luck hope it works out.
I'm just off to find a sick bag.

[crazybikerme]

Originally Posted by fleetwood77

Have you ever fallen asleep with it on - I hope there's no danger of electrocution.

What happens if you become spunkually over stimulated and empty your giblets into the knob straightening machine - do you just throw it in with the rest of the teatime dishes?

Do you get the de-bender to keep or does the NHS want it back for another sufferer to use?

Ha! VEF is all I get on the NHS, had to pay for the pump kit, £240 plus the lube. So far I haven't got 'Over stimulated' but some of the pics on here do cause the poor old chap to 'Twitch' inside the tube. It's all mechanical and no electricity so that's a relief. I doubt you'd fall asleep with it on........but hey, who knows............!

[otokonomidori]

Originally Posted by Hilts

It's all mechanical and no electricity so that's a relief. I doubt you'd fall asleep with it on........but hey, who knows............!

I fell asleep with the cricket on this morning -not the same thing really I suppose....

[billybunter]

Originally Posted by fleetwood77

I fell asleep with the cricket on this morning -not the same thing really I suppose....

I don't understand cricket. The rules I mean. My Da does. I watched the Irish squad on the local news last night, new jerseys maybe they might win something.
Cricket over here is considered "upper class" which is crap. But it's not played in schools, unless it's a Grammar school. I think Ireland's next game is against Pakistan. So we will get beat then