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Old October 24th, 2011, 08:16 PM   #11
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"Hello Sarah Jessica Barker."
"Woof."
"Your nose looks smaller in person."
"Woof."
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Old October 25th, 2011, 12:47 AM   #12
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Puppet to Shirley: "My tongue was pink when I got up this morning."
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Shirley is going to redefine the term "Hand puppet".

She's thinking, "I can get the nose in if I open wide enough"

"Now I know why Velma Dinkley allways liked Scooby Doo!"
Puppet to Shirley: "I sniff asses for a living."

Shirley to Puppet: "I forgot to put my panties on this morning!"
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