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The difference between dogs and cats in their own words
FROM THE DOG'S DIARY
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! From a Cat's Diary: They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards. There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies". I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ... Will keep you posted
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Dean Yeagle Playboy cartoons
I am a big fan of Dean Yeagle Playboy cartoons and since I couldn't find a thread dedicated to this I thought I'd make one. A big THANK YOU to MoPy and Fabrizio for posting these cartoons in the playboy threads(the majority if not all are from there) and also to anyone who post these cartoons If anyone can help with these please post Thank you
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Senior Texting .... Decoded
We all know that when texting abbrevations are used. Like LOL (Laugh Out Loud) and WTF (What The F**k)
But senior citizens have been doing it as well and that code has finally been cracked. ATD - At The Doctor's BFF - Best Friends Funeral BTW - Bring The Wheelchair CBM - Covered By Medicare CUATSC - See You At The Senior Center FWBB - Friend With Beta Blockers FWIW - Forgot Where I Was GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low GHA - Got Heartburn Again IMHO - Is My HearingAid On LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out OMMR - On My Massage Recliner OMSG - Oh My ! Sorry, Gas ROFLCGU - Rolling On The Floor Laughing. Can't Get Up TTYL - Talk To You Louder WAITT - Who Am I Talking To ? WTP - Where's The Prunes WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
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YEAGLE - SCRIBBLINGS t1, t2 AND t3
Scribblings are books of preliminary B&W sketches, doodles, etc. Here are 3 books. SCRIBBLINGS T1 50 pages SCRIBBLINGS T2 47 pages SCRIBBLINGS T3 50 pages The 3 books are uploaded individually in this folder. Pages are 1050 x 1500 px - 30 Mb Code:
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Attractive woman prepares edible meal
Unfortunately though i have no picture of that so here`s somebody else entirely.
Mmmmm sure ain`t nothing like a plain woman and charcoal to get`s a man frisky
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When the suggestion to RTFM (Read The Fine(?) Manual) is the least useful remark!
I know we all hate reading instructions, but some have to be read to be believed.
A current listing on FleaBay for a set of watch repair tools includes this list of features: Description: 16 Common Use Generic Watch Repair Tools; Great For Changing Batteries & Bands On Most Watches. This set of 16 watch repair tools includes: 1 watchband link pin remover, 1 watchband holder, one spring bar remover, 3 Pin punches, 1 metal and plastic hammer, 1 case knife, 3 slotted screwdrivers, 2 Phillips screwdrivers, 1 case wrench, 1 pair of long nose pliers with side cutters, and 1 pair of stainless steel tweezers. Feature:
I particularly like the 'Ear Health grant' 'dedicated to dismantling strap watch cases and students between the ears'
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October 18th, 2011, 11:49 AM | #129 |
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The pic describes it as being the "Deluxe" watch repair set.
What sets it apart fom the bog standard ones?
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