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October 24th, 2011, 05:03 PM | #1 |
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Make Your Will , So When You Die You Die Chilled !
Now as you`re all aware i first passed the bar at aged seventeen .
But then the landlord used to leave the till open sometimes and i have a long reach. Point is i once walked past a library and looked in the windows as i went along , and there were a shit load of legal books inside , also i`ve seen several episodes of Judge Judy so technically i know the law more throughly than anyone else currently typing these words Meaning if you have any legal issues i`m your member. Mind if there`s any other members here who have evidence (As supposedly that`s necessary for a conviction of something ?) of legal training they`re more than welcome to join the firm of V.E.F Plus although all aspects of the law can be handled here , the title mentions will`s as that`s what i specialise in approving. Especially when i`m the beneficiary Fact i remember the last thing my dear old dad said as he showed the will leaving me everything. What was it now , ah yes " Arrrgh no no noooooo, why ?, why ? .oh right i get it, thanks for pausing, arrrrrrrgh " So anyone want to post up a will for my approval ? Or is there anybody you want to sue ? Also there`s a twenty percent discount if it`s a girl actually named Sue. As it gives me a chance to crack the judge up , and like my non existent old law professor Mr WhineSteinBurg never used to say " A laughing Judge is a lenient Judge "
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October 24th, 2011, 05:41 PM | #2 |
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What still no wills ?
It`s been minutes now Suppose it`s because writing them reminds you about crossing the void from life into nothingness. Which is daft. As it`s not compulsory to retire to Bournemouth you know Anyway i`m a legal expert so just write those will`s and forget about death. Better still put me on retainer and i`ll get you off dying via a mistrial . Or your money back . Now that`s a promise. Sure , not one i`ll be keeping. But it`s a promise just the same . Look it`s up to you , either you give me some cases or it`ll be.
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October 24th, 2011, 08:23 PM | #3 |
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October 24th, 2011, 10:15 PM | #4 |
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I'm taking everything I own with me.
Since I'm married, I actually "own" nothing. Tell me, Mr. GreenSkull, Esquire, Can I bequeath her possesions to ramdom strangers when I die?? One last practical joke. For old times sake? |
October 24th, 2011, 10:31 PM | #5 |
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When I was divorced over ten years ago, my solicitor said I should make a will if possible. So a few months later I did that and it still stands (hopefully) in their archives. (They're still trading, but then again, they are solicitors) The only thing I left out is my own encyclopedia (and I did not use a dictionary to spell that) of video/dvd'/pictures/info/magazines/calendars/posters/books and what's currently on my hard drive. And anything else I might have missed, all to do with the female form and/or celebrities.
And so I need someone to leave it too-eventually, And GS'S credentials will make him well qualified to become a beneficiary of all this. So I've looked at the family tree; And come up with nothing. By the way, you'll need at least a long wheelbase van.
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October 24th, 2011, 10:31 PM | #6 |
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I want to leave everything i have to the members of this forum. I haven't got a bloody thing but it's all yours guys.
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October 25th, 2011, 02:49 AM | #7 |
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I`ll just check my colouring books , i mean Law journals Yes under sub section 692 clause FU it seems you can indeed bequeath your missus possessions to random strangers. Providing you can forge her signature. Mind you since most women use an X , that`s easy enough to do Although let`s have no talk of actual death . Since all here are V.E.F members and so immortal under the eyes of jurisprudence.
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October 25th, 2011, 05:57 AM | #9 |
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No simply lazy and selfish.
My boy have you ever considered a career in the Law ? . You`d be a natural
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October 27th, 2011, 01:45 PM | #10 |
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