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August 18th, 2017, 12:21 AM	#2422
andw Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,867 Thanks: 1,042,853 Thanked 52,316 Times in 3,824 Posts	4164: "I like my sex the way I like my angling, rubbered up, waist deep in a bog with my rod wafting in the breeze".

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August 18th, 2017, 11:15 AM	#2423
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,742 Times in 60,308 Posts	4165 Food sex Yeah, I'll eat anywhere anytime, but I don't fuck on a full stomach .... so, bacon and eggs please, now __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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August 20th, 2017, 09:20 AM	#2424
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August 20th, 2017, 02:37 PM	#2425
rosestone Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 2,256 Thanks: 79,772 Thanked 37,954 Times in 2,261 Posts	4167. Sorry I'm giving you the old noodle stab, but you're right, I don't find you as attractive as all those women you hate, I've just been lying the last 800 times you've asked me.

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August 25th, 2017, 08:53 AM	#2430
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