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April 22nd, 2011, 07:20 PM	#61
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Girl on reception in hotel-"Queen size or King Size"

By the size of the bride i`m betting they had to build the hotel around her

She must have one hell of a personality that`s all i`m saying

Plus a multi million pound trust fund and very bad heart condition

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April 22nd, 2011, 07:27 PM	#63
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	And a full fry for breakfast as her hubby is it A&E. When I thing of "King Size" It reminds me of my smoking days. 20 King Size please! but not the bird! BTW for any PC members I have a beer gut __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 23rd, 2011, 08:09 PM	#64
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Women know your limits !

I would go a fry up GS

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April 23rd, 2011, 08:14 PM	#67
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April 23rd, 2011, 08:17 PM	#69
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I can smell the fry up in GS frying pan

God knows what's in the oven

No idea what you`re going on about Bill

But don`t let that stop you

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