Women jokes - Page 59

MaxJoker · July 3rd, 2018, 04:48 PM

Sex has gone downhill with the wife since bought her a vibrator ,

"It looks like a carrot ! " she said ,

In retrospect maybe I shouldn't have replied how that was apt considering her fanny resembles a yawning donkey .

MaxJoker · July 4th, 2018, 02:40 PM

My wife says she wants a car that gets her from A to B ,

Hey I`m up for anything that makes her tits bigger.

MaxJoker · July 6th, 2018, 12:56 PM

"I can't believe our two year old son is already looking at porn online" I said to the wife ,

After she questioned me about my Internet history.

**fatrat1** · July 7th, 2018, 09:49 AM

I am all for woman having careers and owning or running businesses, as long it doesn't impact on their household duties.

MaxJoker · July 7th, 2018, 04:57 PM

How to turn a regular sofa into a sofa bed ? ,

Simply forget your wife’s birthday.

Playing doctors and nurses with the wife last night didn't go very well ,

Once I diagnosed her as clinically obese.

Estreeter · July 9th, 2018, 02:01 PM

MaxJoker · July 9th, 2018, 03:24 PM

Women are a lot like video games ,

When they get too difficult you have to cheat.

Estreeter · July 10th, 2018, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Women are a lot like video games ,

When they get too difficult you have to cheat.

A tactical wife is one who makes sure she spends so much on herself that her husband can't afford another woman.

MaxJoker · July 10th, 2018, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

A tactical wife is one who makes sure she spends so much on herself that her husband can't afford another woman.

After almost a year in a coma my wife is having to learn the basics ,

Like how to walk, how to talk, how to feed herself,

Plus remember how never to argue with me while at the top of the stairs again.

Estreeter · July 12th, 2018, 11:22 AM

When a woman gets a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of kinky fun.

When a bloke orders a 3 phase 415 volt Fuck Master Pro 1000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticised anus with non-drip semen collecting tray, together with the optional built-in realistic orgasm scream 7.1 sound system, he's called a pervert.

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July 4th, 2018, 02:40 PM	#582
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MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,512 Times in 69,067 Posts	"I can't believe our two year old son is already looking at porn online" I said to the wife , After she questioned me about my Internet history. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 7th, 2018, 09:49 AM	#584
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MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,512 Times in 69,067 Posts	How to turn a regular sofa into a sofa bed ? , Simply forget your wife’s birthday. Playing doctors and nurses with the wife last night didn't go very well , Once I diagnosed her as clinically obese. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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July 9th, 2018, 03:24 PM	#587
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,512 Times in 69,067 Posts	Women are a lot like video games , When they get too difficult you have to cheat. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 12th, 2018, 11:22 AM	#590
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,741 Times in 60,308 Posts	When a woman gets a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of kinky fun. When a bloke orders a 3 phase 415 volt Fuck Master Pro 1000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticised anus with non-drip semen collecting tray, together with the optional built-in realistic orgasm scream 7.1 sound system, he's called a pervert. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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