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Sex has gone downhill with the wife since bought her a vibrator ,
"It looks like a carrot ! " she said , In retrospect maybe I shouldn't have replied how that was apt considering her fanny resembles a yawning donkey .
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My wife says she wants a car that gets her from A to B ,
Hey I`m up for anything that makes her tits bigger.
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"I can't believe our two year old son is already looking at porn online" I said to the wife ,
After she questioned me about my Internet history.
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I am all for woman having careers and owning or running businesses, as long it doesn't impact on their household duties.
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How to turn a regular sofa into a sofa bed ? ,
Simply forget your wife’s birthday. Playing doctors and nurses with the wife last night didn't go very well , Once I diagnosed her as clinically obese.
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A tactical wife is one who makes sure she spends so much on herself that her husband can't afford another woman.
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After almost a year in a coma my wife is having to learn the basics , Like how to walk, how to talk, how to feed herself, Plus remember how never to argue with me while at the top of the stairs again.
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When a woman gets a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of kinky fun. When a bloke orders a 3 phase 415 volt Fuck Master Pro 1000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticised anus with non-drip semen collecting tray, together with the optional built-in realistic orgasm scream 7.1 sound system, he's called a pervert.
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