Women jokes - Page 55

**bloke57** · March 31st, 2018, 10:39 PM

Scientists have discovered a remarkable foodstuff that can reduce a woman's sex drive by over 90%.

It's called "wedding cake".

Estreeter · April 6th, 2018, 12:23 PM

MaxJoker · April 7th, 2018, 04:07 PM

Estreeter · April 8th, 2018, 01:48 PM

Estreeter · April 15th, 2018, 01:29 PM

Estreeter · April 16th, 2018, 11:52 AM

This chick goes to her doctor and found out that she's pregnant.

The doctor asks "I know that you are not married but, Do you know who the father of this baby is?"

The girl then asked, " Listen Doc, if you ate a can of Baked Beans, would you know which bean made you fart ?"

MaxJoker · April 18th, 2018, 04:17 PM

My German girlfriend is great.
Turns out she likes to rate my sexual performance during the act itself. Began late night when we had anal for the first time.
Constantly screamed nine at me throughout.
Hell yes I know.
That`s almost a perfect score !.

harry hotspur · April 19th, 2018, 07:53 AM

What's the most intelligent thing ever come out of a woman's mouth ?

Einstein's cock !

MaxJoker · April 21st, 2018, 03:04 PM

I’ve spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer ,

But no one will do it.

March 31st, 2018, 02:42 PM	#541
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April 6th, 2018, 12:23 PM	#543
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April 7th, 2018, 04:07 PM	#544
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April 8th, 2018, 01:48 PM	#545
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April 15th, 2018, 01:29 PM	#546
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March 31st, 2018, 10:39 PM	#542
bloke57 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Unaffordable housing Posts: 4,923 Thanks: 31,646 Thanked 68,928 Times in 4,921 Posts	Scientists have discovered a remarkable foodstuff that can reduce a woman's sex drive by over 90%. It's called "wedding cake".

April 16th, 2018, 11:52 AM	#547
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,861 Times in 60,322 Posts	This chick goes to her doctor and found out that she's pregnant. The doctor asks "I know that you are not married but, Do you know who the father of this baby is?" The girl then asked, " Listen Doc, if you ate a can of Baked Beans, would you know which bean made you fart ?" __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 18th, 2018, 04:17 PM	#548
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,564 Times in 69,067 Posts	My German girlfriend is great. Turns out she likes to rate my sexual performance during the act itself. Began late night when we had anal for the first time. Constantly screamed nine at me throughout. Hell yes I know. That`s almost a perfect score !. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 19th, 2018, 07:53 AM	#549
harry hotspur Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 32 Thanks: 1,113 Thanked 182 Times in 24 Posts	What's the most intelligent thing ever come out of a woman's mouth ? Einstein's cock !

April 21st, 2018, 03:04 PM	#550
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,564 Times in 69,067 Posts	I’ve spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer , But no one will do it. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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