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November 3rd, 2017, 04:25 PM	#841
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	Nor does he always ask if it`s real Sands eyes never wander to my lower regions when we're side by side at the urinal __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 3rd, 2017, 04:27 PM	#842
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	Palo believes Stalin was too sentimental to ever be a proper dictator __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 3rd, 2017, 04:31 PM	#843
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	Before anybody attempts it though he insists on a years membership dues paid in advance Wimbo heads the Breathtarien Sect , a cult that promotes the only way to properly cleanse ones mind is to hold your breath for ten to fifteen minutes. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 3rd, 2017, 04:35 PM	#844
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	He prefers to suck strangers teeth , during ball7 never sucks his teeth after eating __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 3rd, 2017, 04:44 PM

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Wimbo heads the Breathtarien Sect , a cult that promotes the only way to properly cleanse ones mind is to hold your breath for ten to fifteen minutes.

Before that he was a Mormon, but was expelled for taking aspirin. Quite right, you know. He should have let God fix his headache

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November 3rd, 2017, 05:14 PM	#846
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	Hertz isn't the Messiah __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 3rd, 2017, 05:15 PM	#847
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November 3rd, 2017, 05:24 PM	#848
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November 3rd, 2017, 05:34 PM	#849
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,657 Times in 16,567 Posts	No one taught Estreeter about comfortable footwear & socks, so he still wears Soviet Army footwraps and jackboots, even in bed

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November 3rd, 2017, 05:53 PM	#850
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