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October 27th, 2018, 02:53 PM | #2731 |
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You choke easily just sucking on a popsicle, so I guess a blowjob would be out of the question!
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October 27th, 2018, 04:14 PM | #2732 |
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No can't believe she then went into such meltdown hysterics either. Bah and on our honeymoon too. Women. They`re so flighty
4970 ~ After this , do you mind if I break up with you ?
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October 30th, 2018, 02:20 PM | #2733 |
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4971 You actually want to fuck in the sleeping cabin of a truck but won't you exceed the trucks load limit
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October 31st, 2018, 06:15 AM | #2734 |
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Both your sister and your mother can deepthroat better than you
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October 31st, 2018, 02:22 PM | #2735 |
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4973 I like cumming all over guts even though I hate your guts
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October 31st, 2018, 06:43 PM | #2736 |
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November 3rd, 2018, 11:45 PM | #2737 |
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Having your mother come live with us is the best idea you've had in a long time! Now I don't have to drive clear across town anymore to shag her while you're at work!
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November 9th, 2018, 11:45 AM | #2738 |
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A bit of Moet Champagne, some Hennessy Cognac, some 18 year old Jameson Whiskey, See, class I ain't just gonna drink cheap beer to piss on ya
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November 9th, 2018, 03:41 PM | #2739 |
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Can you believe the bitch had the temerity to then complain. Geez , the tray wasn't that hot
4977 ~ Let`s do it doggy style darling , as tired of holding my TV dinner
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November 10th, 2018, 09:27 AM | #2740 |
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4978 Having sex with you is great It's a great source of material for stand up comedy
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