Twisted sick jokes that`ll send us ALL to hell. - Page 103

**AmateurEmale** · October 13th, 2016, 11:12 PM

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

I'm a fag.

You're what?

I'm a fag: a Funny American Guy.

**SanteeFats** · October 15th, 2016, 02:59 PM

Two Muslims jump off the top of a very tall building. Which one his the ground first? Who gives a fuck?

What did Adolf Hitler get his niece for her birthday? An easy bake oven.

**AmateurEmale** · October 15th, 2016, 03:40 PM

Q. What do you call two gay guys named Bob in a gay 69er?

A. Oral Roberts.

**AmateurEmale** · October 15th, 2016, 05:11 PM

This is a true story rather than a joke:

I was in the waiting room for my psychiatrist a while back, and I was the only white person in the room, surrounded by 8-10 people who appeared to be either African-American or multiracial.

All of a sudden, an older black guy had a smirk on his face, and started to repeat the song lyrics: "All the brothers, down in Africa..." He did this about 8-10 times in a row. It was all I could do, to not crack up in laughter at him saying this over and over.

But I guess it was instructive: It showed me how black people must feel if they are the only minority in a room of white people or people of other races than African-American.

As long as they weren't planning to play a few rounds of Cincinnati's popular Knock Out Game...

)

**@llatse@** · October 15th, 2016, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AmateurEmale

This is a true story rather than a joke:

I was in the waiting room for my psychiatrist a while back, and I was the only white person in the room, surrounded by 8-10 people who appeared to be either African-American or multiracial.

All of a sudden, an older black guy had a smirk on his face, and started to repeat the song lyrics: "All the brothers, down in Africa..." He did this about 8-10 times in a row. It was all I could do, to not crack up in laughter at him saying this over and over.

But I guess it was instructive: It showed me how black people must feel if they are the only minority in a room of white people or people of other races than African-American.

As long as they weren't planning to play a few rounds of Cincinnati's popular Knock Out Game...

)

Shoulda told 'em you was a cop with a grudge and a loaded gun......then fkucin' legged it pronto

~~}[eywood~~ · October 16th, 2016, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SanteeFats

How are children like cellphones? If you’ve lost one and haven’t found it in a couple days, chances are it’s probably dead.

This is the darkest joke I've ever read, and oh so funny. I've been telling this to people for a week now, and I get nothing but shocked or offended expressions and groans. Fuck em if they can't take a joke. Thanks, SF!

**ManofKent** · October 16th, 2016, 04:29 PM

"Ooh, she's so cold. I bet she has her period in ice cubes!"

(Edina Monsoon, Absolutely Fabulous)

**DonnyJoe** · October 22nd, 2016, 06:55 PM

Three nurses are working in a morgue when they notice that
the body of the man on the table has a huge erection.

One nurse remarks that she knows it's sick but she can't let
that go to waste and removes her panties and mounts the
body.

After the first nurse is done the second nurse proceeds to
have a go also.

After she's done they ask the third nurse if she's going to
try it? She replies she would but she's on her period. They
tell her that he's not going to notice. She strips off and
humps away to an orgasm.

After she climbs off the man suddenly sits up on the table.
The nurses apologize and tell the man they thought he was
dead. He then says "I was but after those two jump starts
and a blood transfusion I feel GREAT!"

**SanteeFats** · October 22nd, 2016, 10:55 PM

The only positive thing about you is your HIV status.

Q: What do you call a 900 pound woman with a yeast infection? A: A whopper with cheese.

What was good about the million man march? Only three people missed work.

MaxJoker · October 30th, 2016, 04:31 PM

My dog used to love me feeding him scraps underneath the table ,

Eventually cost my job though ,

Damn the abortion clinic and it`s wasteful rules !

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October 15th, 2016, 05:11 PM	#1024
AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,799 Times in 1,755 Posts	This is a true story rather than a joke: I was in the waiting room for my psychiatrist a while back, and I was the only white person in the room, surrounded by 8-10 people who appeared to be either African-American or multiracial. All of a sudden, an older black guy had a smirk on his face, and started to repeat the song lyrics: "All the brothers, down in Africa..." He did this about 8-10 times in a row. It was all I could do, to not crack up in laughter at him saying this over and over. But I guess it was instructive: It showed me how black people must feel if they are the only minority in a room of white people or people of other races than African-American. As long as they weren't planning to play a few rounds of Cincinnati's popular Knock Out Game... )

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October 22nd, 2016, 10:55 PM	#1029
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,926 Thanks: 282,099 Thanked 815,476 Times in 60,969 Posts	The only positive thing about you is your HIV status. Q: What do you call a 900 pound woman with a yeast infection? A: A whopper with cheese. What was good about the million man march? Only three people missed work.