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Old December 24th, 2012, 12:15 PM   #61
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Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral, winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice , but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their own religion as well as those who choose not to practice a religion at all; plus... A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2013, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions have helped make our society great, without regard to the race, creed colour, religious, or sexual preferences of the wishes.

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Old December 24th, 2012, 07:32 PM   #62
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Happy Holidays!


Merry Christmas from Ann, all of the grand-kids, and... and...
aw, screw it! Screw all of you!!!! Gosh-darn, I wish I could drink!
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Old December 24th, 2012, 10:00 PM   #63
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Christmas is here (down under) and all through the house not a creature is stirring except for a cat, two dogs and me.

Merry Christmas from Down Under and may all your Down Unders receive some wonderful treatment today.
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Merry Christmas* fellow members!


* Alternative greetings are available upon request.
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Bah humbug you shower

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To the membership: I wish all a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hannukah, a Krazy Kwanzaa, a Ring-Ding Ramadan and a very Happy New Year.

(Yeah, I know it's last year's message, but, hey, you can't go wrong with the classics.)
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Joyeux Noël et bonne année à tous les membres de VEF!
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