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March 14th, 2016, 04:57 AM	#21
Lord Of The Sith Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Tucson, AZ Posts: 417 Thanks: 379 Thanked 3,180 Times in 398 Posts	27. Porn gives unrealistic expectations of the looks of your plumber and how long it will take him or her to arrive __________________ Our perception defines our reality Last edited by Lord Of The Sith; March 14th, 2016 at 02:07 PM.. Reason: Fucking auto-correct

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Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,856 Times in 60,322 Posts	Thankfully 28 There is no romance __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,341 Thanks: 286,789 Thanked 386,194 Times in 30,298 Posts	29: Producers of parody porn must spend so much money duplicating the look of a mainstream film or TV show that there is nothing left to spend paying someone to actually come up with a plot.

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31. When engaging in doggy-style sex, the female is always happy to receive a good hard slap on her butt. Several, in fact. The redder...the better!

32. Whereas if they do missionary they are happy to be strangled

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palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	33. Gonzomen like women to spit on their johnsons. Maybe because niagara delivers a woody, but no lubricant

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31. When engaging in doggy-style sex, the female is always happy to receive a good hard slap on her butt. Several, in fact. The redder...the better!

34 It's always wise to give them encouragement, giddy up also works, and if they have pony tails, don't get me started

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seany65 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,651 Thanks: 80,415 Thanked 32,730 Times in 3,527 Posts	35. When doing blowjobs, the umm, 'jobber' has to pull on the willy so hard, it looks like they're trying to start a troublesome outboard motor. __________________ <-- That's Emer Kenny and I want to be stuck in her front bottom. Quote from electrofreak : I'd rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned.

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