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August 29th, 2009, 07:17 AM | #1 |
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This is a thread for any words of wisdome funny or not but funny is best.
If at first you don't succeed than sky-diving is not for you. A journey of a 1000 miles begins with a broken fanbelt.
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Don't drink and drive.You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
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spitalhouse I have a learning disability that affects how i read write and spell.I am doing the best I can.
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You can't get there from here.
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ooo nearly forgot my favorite "Murphy's Law"
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Trying is the first step,on the road to failure.
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It's not OK too lose
Second is the first loser
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He who laughs last still dosent get the joke.
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A rule of thumb to thoes who shit.
After hours of holding it. When you finely get the chance. Don't forget to drop your pants.
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