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December 19th, 2010, 06:36 AM | #11 |
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The Sun ran the line - You can't quit quicker than a Bob Quick quitter - when the hapless cop resigned after inadvertently showing the worlds press a terrorist dossier.
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Years ago the Sunday Sport had a story on the notorious 'blue comic' Ned Kelly.
You might have heard of Ned Kelly - he produced a video entitled 'Red, Raw and Blue', anyhow Kelly was (or is) a middle aged, bearded Glaswegian Irishman comedian typically displaying the hard living, hard drinking predilictions of that community.But ony Ned Kelly's particular USP was to appear on stage stark naked (for some reason), with a Wellington boot tied to his penis.Apparently Ned Kelly was booked by a north of England comedy club to do his spiel only to be frog-marched off stage by an 'outraged' management seconds later who were apparently unaware of the ritual nudity. The story prompted the absolute classic Sunday Sport headline: "NUDE COMIC KICKED OOT FOR F* CKING A'BOOT". |
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From: The Sun (but not really!) ...
A man escaped from our local mental hospital ... they tried to catch him, but he ran into a Washateria. Whilst he was in there he raped two women and ran off as quick as he could. The headline was ... NUT SCREWS WASHERS and BOLTS!!!
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I seem to remember in the mid 80s the 'Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh' cult was at its peak, and this coinincide witha general HIV panic.
Anyhow, Rajneesh (and his dinstinctive orange-cald devotees) dwelled in 'ashrams' in India, which were genaerally given over to a 'free-love' ethos (ie 'ritual' sex was practised all of the time by everyone). Bhagwan was rather concerned about the general AIDS panic, and this prompted him to issue a missive that all 'ritual' sex must in future be 'rubber insulated', not only condoms were mandatory, but latex gloves were to be worn during perfunctory intercourse. This prompted the classic and typically hateful Sun headline, "MAKE LOVE IN YOUR GLOVES TO BEAT AIDS - SEX-SECT SCARE." A headline that's haunted my subconscious these past 27 years Last edited by Foxbark; December 19th, 2010 at 03:56 PM.. Reason: error |
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"World war two bomber found on Moon"
Sunday sport headline, some years ago.
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Once when Boris Becker suffered an early defeat in the Australian Open, succumbing to the searing heat, a German newspaper headlined "Becker schwitzt und scheidet aus", which could be read as "Becker sweats and is eliminated" or as "Becker sweats and excretes".
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