" If Yoooooou Ruled The World ? "

MaxJoker · November 27th, 2010, 08:52 PM

Be warned beloved (And i do you know) fellow members i am drunk on Whiskey + Holsten Pils ,and currently watching James Bond pass himself off as a native Japanese by donning a badly fitting wig and bending forward slightly .

Stupid really as all he needed to do was starve some people to death and slice off a few heads

Anyway i may be distracted and so write a thread of no value whatsoever

Yeah guess there is a first time for everything after all

Annnnnyway this is about what you`d like to do and would do if you were Emperor of this here our planet Earth

Just picture it brothers

An entire planet entirely under your control

Would you be a bastard

A saint

Or just your same old F them all self

Excuse me one of my personal bodyguards has just brought some more cold homemade fried chicken and coleslaw to help sober me up

" Why thank you Kimberly Walsh , but next time try wearing more clothes as the sight of you naked is kinda distracting "

See that`s what you can do

Anything

Now me i`d probably arrest every politician from this country during the last thirty years , impound both there`s and their families and friends finances ,property and possessions . Then make them all live in a Glasgow council estate.

It`d be a bit like escape from New York , only with unintelligible accents , much more violence and copious amounts of deep fried short bread

I`d also force this bugger to get a proper job

No more thousand pound slippers , eight choices of boiled egg in the morning or having your teeth brushed for you from now on chummy

So grab that fish paste sandwich (Or Camilla as i think she`s also known) and get down to the job centre pronto tonto , because there`s a shelf stacking job with your name on it

Yeah your real name

None of this Windsor cobblers

So what would you bunch of would be global Emperors do if given the chance

Oh only do try and keep it semi clean or this thread ain`t gonna last

**DTravel** · November 27th, 2010, 09:06 PM

My family has a saying/running joke. We're smart enough to take over the world but we don't because it would just be too much trouble to run it. So if I did find myself ruling the planet - I'd abdicate.

**Mal Hombre** · November 27th, 2010, 09:11 PM

What makes You think I don't ?

**rotobott** · November 27th, 2010, 09:30 PM

Well they say, power corrupts, total power corrupts totally

Thank god you're not a supermod

**NIN** · November 27th, 2010, 10:37 PM

I think Mal ingratiates himself among we mortals just before he takes his rightful place ..,

as the Prince Of Darkness

-evil laugh-

MaxJoker · November 27th, 2010, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NIN

I think Mal ingratiates himself among we mortals just before he takes his rightful place ..,

as the Prince Of Darkness

-evil laugh-

That`s why i always make sure i stay on his good side

Or at least the side with the lazy eye

**Mad Koala Bear** · November 27th, 2010, 11:01 PM

Well obviously, after spending the day doing good for all humanity, I'd get to fuck the most beautiful women in the world. Then back to the grindstone.

**jokerman** · November 27th, 2010, 11:07 PM

First of all I'd make Greenskull my chief executioner, & then let him execute every computer hacker or anyone who's put viruses or worms onto computers. And he can kill them in anyway that he wants.

Second I'd take football & cricket off satellite tv & have it broadcast live on terrestrial channels.

And last but not least all VEF members would receive knighthoods for services to the VEF.

Oh yes I nearly forgot, "Teflon Tony" would be brought to justice for all of the crimes that he's committed.
The price of alcohol would also be reducecd.

**blondifan** · November 27th, 2010, 11:10 PM

blondi would bee cloned.
One for every community, or two bees for every boy.

Thereby ending obesity worlwide.
Everyone would have a longer, happier, healthier life.

**grossnex** · November 27th, 2010, 11:20 PM

First thing is, I would put marijuana on the all national food group charts thereby making it a required daily nutrient (for the mind of course).

Secondly, I would round up all US warmonger politicians & have them water boarded by the CIA in Guantanamo Bay (you know, since they tried to convince the world that it's not torture - no worries), before shipping them off to Abu Ghraib so that they can peer our their cell windows & see the hell they have wrought.

Lastly, I would decree that women have to chase men around, instead of the other way around. Imagine if a woman had to wrack her brain to come up with an original pick-up line...

Imagine if their hands got all clammy from nervousness as they approached their prey for a change

. Imagine if they had drinks thrown in their face because a man didn't like the car they were driving or the money in their bank account

. The possibilities are endless my brothers.

November 27th, 2010, 08:52 PM	#1
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,434 Times in 69,067 Posts	" If Yoooooou Ruled The World ? " Be warned beloved (And i do you know) fellow members i am drunk on Whiskey + Holsten Pils ,and currently watching James Bond pass himself off as a native Japanese by donning a badly fitting wig and bending forward slightly . Stupid really as all he needed to do was starve some people to death and slice off a few heads Anyway i may be distracted and so write a thread of no value whatsoever Yeah guess there is a first time for everything after all Annnnnyway this is about what you`d like to do and would do if you were Emperor of this here our planet Earth Just picture it brothers An entire planet entirely under your control Would you be a bastard A saint Or just your same old F them all self Excuse me one of my personal bodyguards has just brought some more cold homemade fried chicken and coleslaw to help sober me up " Why thank you Kimberly Walsh , but next time try wearing more clothes as the sight of you naked is kinda distracting " See that`s what you can do Anything Now me i`d probably arrest every politician from this country during the last thirty years , impound both there`s and their families and friends finances ,property and possessions . Then make them all live in a Glasgow council estate. It`d be a bit like escape from New York , only with unintelligible accents , much more violence and copious amounts of deep fried short bread I`d also force this bugger to get a proper job No more thousand pound slippers , eight choices of boiled egg in the morning or having your teeth brushed for you from now on chummy So grab that fish paste sandwich (Or Camilla as i think she`s also known) and get down to the job centre pronto tonto , because there`s a shelf stacking job with your name on it Yeah your real name None of this Windsor cobblers So what would you bunch of would be global Emperors do if given the chance Oh only do try and keep it semi clean or this thread ain`t gonna last __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 27th, 2010, 09:11 PM	#3
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jokerman Internet Defective Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: England Posts: 4,833 Thanks: 72,849 Thanked 71,253 Times in 4,831 Posts	If I ruled the world First of all I'd make Greenskull my chief executioner, & then let him execute every computer hacker or anyone who's put viruses or worms onto computers. And he can kill them in anyway that he wants. Second I'd take football & cricket off satellite tv & have it broadcast live on terrestrial channels. And last but not least all VEF members would receive knighthoods for services to the VEF. Oh yes I nearly forgot, "Teflon Tony" would be brought to justice for all of the crimes that he's committed. The price of alcohol would also be reducecd. Last edited by jokerman; November 27th, 2010 at 11:25 PM.. Reason: Alcohol

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November 27th, 2010, 09:30 PM	#4
rotobott Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 32,100 Thanks: 174,745 Thanked 634,454 Times in 31,421 Posts	Well they say, power corrupts, total power corrupts totally Thank god you're not a supermod

November 27th, 2010, 10:37 PM	#5
NIN Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,823 Thanks: 200,569 Thanked 131,967 Times in 9,045 Posts	I think Mal ingratiates himself among we mortals just before he takes his rightful place .., as the Prince Of Darkness -evil laugh-

November 27th, 2010, 11:01 PM	#7
Mad Koala Bear Vintage Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 869 Thanks: 30,809 Thanked 10,733 Times in 850 Posts	Well obviously, after spending the day doing good for all humanity, I'd get to fuck the most beautiful women in the world. Then back to the grindstone.

November 27th, 2010, 11:10 PM	#9
blondifan Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,406 Thanks: 54,993 Thanked 60,208 Times in 4,401 Posts	blondi would bee cloned. One for every community, or two bees for every boy. Thereby ending obesity worlwide. Everyone would have a longer, happier, healthier life.

November 27th, 2010, 11:20 PM	#10
grossnex Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Between the swamps of Jersey & NYC Posts: 2,571 Thanks: 34,428 Thanked 91,569 Times in 2,857 Posts	First thing is, I would put marijuana on the all national food group charts thereby making it a required daily nutrient (for the mind of course). Secondly, I would round up all US warmonger politicians & have them water boarded by the CIA in Guantanamo Bay (you know, since they tried to convince the world that it's not torture - no worries), before shipping them off to Abu Ghraib so that they can peer our their cell windows & see the hell they have wrought. Lastly, I would decree that women have to chase men around, instead of the other way around. Imagine if a woman had to wrack her brain to come up with an original pick-up line... Imagine if their hands got all clammy from nervousness as they approached their prey for a change . Imagine if they had drinks thrown in their face because a man didn't like the car they were driving or the money in their bank account . The possibilities are endless my brothers.