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Old January 17th, 2019, 10:50 PM   #31
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I recommend using 'Aqueous Cream from the pharmacy. It's a soap replacement and you get a huge tub for next to nothing and it lasts for ages. It's white so it has the added erotic charge of looking like cum. I bought a wanking sleeve from Amazon a while ago and used it successfully with aqueous cream. It slides really well. Unfortunately I wanked the sleeve to death and it got too loose and tore! Not got a replacement yet. I'd love one of those Real Dolls. Now thats real wanking pleasure I should imagine.
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I recommend using 'Aqueous Cream from the pharmacy. It's a soap replacement and you get a huge tub for next to nothing and it lasts for ages. It's white so it has the added erotic charge of looking like cum. I bought a wanking sleeve from Amazon a while ago and used it successfully with aqueous cream. It slides really well. Unfortunately I wanked the sleeve to death and it got too loose and tore! Not got a replacement yet. I'd love one of those Real Dolls. Now thats real wanking pleasure I should imagine.
That's a new one on me, and another thing to try. Did you have to ask for it, or is it generally available on the shelf?

What sleeve to did you buy that was so successful?

Thanks for your input.
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You can buy aqueous cream off the shelf. Can't remember the sleeve I bought. It was very cheap. Rod



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That's a new one on me, and another thing to try. Did you have to ask for it, or is it generally available on the shelf?

What sleeve to did you buy that was so successful?

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Aqueous cream you can normally get from likes of Boots or Superdrug . For me lubricant is shower gel under the jet of the shower
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Aqueous cream you can normally get from likes of Boots or Superdrug . For me lubricant is shower gel under the jet of the shower
I have wanked while under the shower, but only in emergencies, i.e. I was just absolutely, absolutely desperate to have one. You get relief, but I have never found it particularly enjoyable to wank standing up, and sometimes ended up with bad headaches afterwards. Most shower gel is ok for a wank, but I carelessly used one (when visiting a friend's house - my wife doesn't like to fuck when staying with friends) that had some sort of cooling chemical in it. A learning experience.
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As a follow up, how long can people go without an orgasm? How long before you get so incredibly desperate that you would take any risk just to have a wank?

With sex with my wife and masturbation, I generally come 4-6 times a week. I find my desire for orgasms does change up and down, and, at times, I can go three days without caring, but at other times it's twice a day. It was a bit higher when I was younger and much higher when I was a teenager! I think after 3 days, I would really want an orgasm; after 4, I would absolutely need an orgasm right now; after 5 - well that doesn't bear thinking about. I would be incredibly bad tempered by then, too. But, sometimes, I really need one now, when I had one last night.

For background, I am in my mid 60's, and my sex requirement is rather higher than my wife's, though we do have a regular sex life. Plus I just like masturbating - somehow, it's different form of sex. Plus, as they say, "An Orgasm a Day, Keeps the Prostate Cancer away". Hopefully.
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Think as you get older the urge to masturbate daily does decline, possibly as in a relationship you do not have as much privacy as you did during your teenage years. That said when you get the urge a mans got to do what a mans got to do !And it’s usually something that triggers inside you that gives you the urge.
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Your humping description reminds of a technique I haven’t used since I was a teen, but am going to try again. I used to use a sandwich bag liberally smeared inside with Vaseline, and insert my hard cock. I loosely secured it with an elastic band around the base of my cock.

Then it was the same 2 pillow technique, as I imagined fucking one of the 2 or 3 girls I fancied at school.

Needless to say, I experienced sensational ejaculations using this method and can’t wait to try it out again. Would love to hear if anyone else tries it and likes it
As my wife was away for the day, I tried your method of humping, and it was brilliant! I found I could completely control things, go fast & slow when I wanted, edge nicely and finally come to a fantastic climax.

I used Astroglide, a water based lube, rather than Vaseline. In this context, it didn't dry up and lubricated a long session.

I will certainly use this method again, and recommend it.
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Using MC Escort luv's humping method reminded me of a similar approach that I used to do fairly often, but haven't for a while: Bubble-wrap!

You can do this in lots of ways, but I would cut off a strip of bubble-wrap, wrap it round my cock, then use sellotape to create a closed-end sleeve. A bit of lube and then wank with it to your preferred material. The bubbles do make a difference. I only used quite small bubbles wrapping, but larger ones might give a different feeling to your cock.
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