What films or TV Shows would you like to live in ?

MaxJoker · November 11th, 2009, 10:44 PM

That being ,is there a film (Or TV Show) you`ve watched and liked so much you wished you could be part of it , i mean part of what is granted a fictional film (Unless you like those true life dramas ?). Still i want you to ignore the fictional aspect and think of it as a real world. So is there a film out there for you , and if so WHY do you want to be in it and WHAT do you think you`d do there ?. I mean apart from pal around with the lead characters you`ve become so found of , how would you live the fiction you`ve seen as if it was reality.

Now for me , one of those films has to be The Big Lebowski

I could work at the alley spraying shoes , or as a kidnapped of people who have only gone on a short break. Well whatever my job or assigned character i just want to live in the film !

I want to be living in that film with those characters
I want to be on the Dudes bowling team
Pal around with the hair trigger in shorts that is Walter
Give Bunny a thousand dollars
Tell Smokey not to go over the line
Take Donny to the doctors
Pistol whip Chief Kohl
Buy the Stranger a sarsaparilla
Knee Jackie right in the Treehorn
But most of all , really mess with the Jesus

So do you have such a film or films ?
Is there a TV show you`d be quite content to spend the rest of your life on and in ?.
If so let me or us know.
Just leave those porn films aside as their inclusion in this topic will be one thing i can`t abide.

**blondifan** · November 12th, 2009, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Just leave those porn films aside as their inclusion in this topic will be one thing i can`t abide.....

Dang! I guess that means I can't choose "Blondi from Bee-hind"
- Not that it's been made (yet)?

(It was just 'Urban Legend', folks)

Thought about this earlier and I still can't decide whether I'd like to be the major/master from "I Dream of Genie" or Captain Wilton Parmenter from F-Troop.
"I Dream of F-Troop"?
Not that I want to go fighting Indians, commanding a Fort, or conquering space.
(It has to do more with "Wrangling" Jane, or simply being devoutly adored by one or the other)

Sorry GS, blondifan is what blondifan is, I guess!

**eelcat** · November 13th, 2009, 04:29 AM

When it started, I was about 15 or 16 and wanted to go to school at Grange Hill. Some of the girls were real hornbags and most of the guys were tools, so I reckon I was in with a better than good chance of hitting one of the girls

Move forward a couple of years and I wanted to be part of every T&A American comedy getting around...from Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Up the Creek, Fraternity Vacation, Hamburger the Motion Picture, Hard Bodies, Revenge of the Nerds, Meatballs etc etc. Great times.

**tabler** · November 13th, 2009, 07:40 AM

I always wanted to be the Richard O'Sullivan character (Robin Tripp) in Man About The House, oh yeah I had a huge crush on Jo (Sally Thomsett) and would not have turned down Chrissy (Paula Wilcox) either. At the time (my teenage years) it just seemed a fantastic situation to be in.

**eelcat** · November 13th, 2009, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by tabler

I always wanted to be the Richard O'Sullivan character (Robin Tripp) in Man About The House, oh yeah I had a huge crush on Jo (Sally Thomsett) and would not have turned down Chrissy (Paula Wilcox) either. At the time (my teenage years) it just seemed a fantastic situation to be in.

And we all know how much action Robin got out of those two don't we?
I reckon just having that Larry guy as your best mate would be enough to put me off being Robin

**Wendigo** · November 13th, 2009, 06:23 PM

I'd love to be in Champion City with The Mystery Men protecting me from harm.

I'd eat in the diner being served by Monica (Claire Forlani), and would not mind if as a salad eater I ended up paying more.
I'd hang around with Mr Furious and try not to upset him.
I'd play Susy Homemaker with Captain Conundrum.
I'd help The Sphinx write his catch-phrases.
I'd steal cutlery for the Blue Raja
I'd assist Dr Heller develop weapons of miniature destruction.
I'd sit down wind from The Spleen.
I wouldn't let on that I know Captain Amazing's secret identity.
I'd slap Tony P on the cheeks and shout "Disco is Dead"

MaxJoker · November 14th, 2009, 03:59 PM

Quite like to be on Married With Children .I could play Ken Kuntly a guy who opens up a rival shoe store with a narrow front door in Al`s mall ,and starts taking away his decent customers leaving him with the fat lumps who are too wide to get into my shop. Much funny friction could ensure .Leading up to me becoming Kelly`s love interest ,then husband , or live in sex slave even ?

Hey i`m flexible

snorkie · November 19th, 2009, 02:24 AM

"Police Squad" . . . In Color!

Failing that, Mystery Science Theater 3000! I watch all of the shows anyway.

automotrix · November 19th, 2009, 08:46 AM

For old great memories on TV series, my personal favorites sitcoms was "The Saint" with Roger Moore on the role of Simon Templar, and the second one "The Persuaders" with Tony Curtis & Roger Moore on the maine roles. Excellent British series of those days.

Info links:
www.saint.org/blog/
www.simontemplar.de/
www.cultv.co.uk/persuaders.htm
www.thepersuaders.com/

Wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Saint_(TV_series)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Persuaders!

MaxJoker · November 19th, 2009, 08:56 AM

Would also be great to exist on this show

I could be some undefined unnamed character sitting in the back , always with salted nuts in one hand and a frosty beer in the next

Also be a sub plot involving me , Rebecca Howe and Lilith Sternin and regular frenetic threesomes. Although due to limited screen time those scenes are never actually shown to the viewing public , or that live studio audience

November 11th, 2009, 10:44 PM	#1
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	What films or TV Shows would you like to live in ? That being ,is there a film (Or TV Show) you`ve watched and liked so much you wished you could be part of it , i mean part of what is granted a fictional film (Unless you like those true life dramas ?). Still i want you to ignore the fictional aspect and think of it as a real world. So is there a film out there for you , and if so WHY do you want to be in it and WHAT do you think you`d do there ?. I mean apart from pal around with the lead characters you`ve become so found of , how would you live the fiction you`ve seen as if it was reality. Now for me , one of those films has to be The Big Lebowski I could work at the alley spraying shoes , or as a kidnapped of people who have only gone on a short break. Well whatever my job or assigned character i just want to live in the film ! I want to be living in that film with those characters I want to be on the Dudes bowling team Pal around with the hair trigger in shorts that is Walter Give Bunny a thousand dollars Tell Smokey not to go over the line Take Donny to the doctors Pistol whip Chief Kohl Buy the Stranger a sarsaparilla Knee Jackie right in the Treehorn But most of all , really mess with the Jesus So do you have such a film or films ? Is there a TV show you`d be quite content to spend the rest of your life on and in ?. If so let me or us know. Just leave those porn films aside as their inclusion in this topic will be one thing i can`t abide. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by MaxJoker; November 12th, 2009 at 02:36 PM.. Reason: Removed a few gif`s , as i`d gone gif crazy !

November 13th, 2009, 07:40 AM	#4
tabler Comfortably Numb Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: St James Park Posts: 7,029 Thanks: 112,519 Thanked 146,054 Times in 8,009 Posts	I always wanted to be the Richard O'Sullivan character (Robin Tripp) in Man About The House, oh yeah I had a huge crush on Jo (Sally Thomsett) and would not have turned down Chrissy (Paula Wilcox) either. At the time (my teenage years) it just seemed a fantastic situation to be in. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *Velcome to zee Forum. You must obey zee rules!*

November 14th, 2009, 03:59 PM	#7
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Quite like to be on Married With Children .I could play Ken Kuntly a guy who opens up a rival shoe store with a narrow front door in Al`s mall ,and starts taking away his decent customers leaving him with the fat lumps who are too wide to get into my shop. Much funny friction could ensure .Leading up to me becoming Kelly`s love interest ,then husband , or live in sex slave even ? Hey i`m flexible __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

November 19th, 2009, 02:24 AM	#8
snorkie Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Gizmonics Institute Posts: 521 Thanks: 2,711 Thanked 4,566 Times in 510 Posts	"Police Squad" . . . In Color! Failing that, Mystery Science Theater 3000! I watch all of the shows anyway. __________________ Searching for Swedish Erotica #0186 - SWING TIME (John Holmes, Johnny Keyes). Also, PLEASURE CRUISE (Andrea True, Harry Reems).

November 19th, 2009, 08:46 AM	#9
automotrix Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 14 Thanks: 1,194 Thanked 574 Times in 14 Posts	The Saint & The Persuaders For old great memories on TV series, my personal favorites sitcoms was "The Saint" with Roger Moore on the role of Simon Templar, and the second one "The Persuaders" with Tony Curtis & Roger Moore on the maine roles. Excellent British series of those days. Info links: www.saint.org/blog/ www.simontemplar.de/ www.cultv.co.uk/persuaders.htm www.thepersuaders.com/ Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Saint_(TV_series) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Persuaders! __________________ Bettie Page...For Ever !!!

November 13th, 2009, 04:29 AM	#3
eelcat Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 660 Thanks: 2,389 Thanked 6,300 Times in 648 Posts	When it started, I was about 15 or 16 and wanted to go to school at Grange Hill. Some of the girls were real hornbags and most of the guys were tools, so I reckon I was in with a better than good chance of hitting one of the girls Move forward a couple of years and I wanted to be part of every T&A American comedy getting around...from Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Up the Creek, Fraternity Vacation, Hamburger the Motion Picture, Hard Bodies, Revenge of the Nerds, Meatballs etc etc. Great times.

November 13th, 2009, 06:23 PM	#6
Wendigo Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Blighty Posts: 113,785 Thanks: 259,900 Thanked 1,139,340 Times in 113,906 Posts	I'd love to be in Champion City with The Mystery Men protecting me from harm. I'd eat in the diner being served by Monica (Claire Forlani), and would not mind if as a salad eater I ended up paying more. I'd hang around with Mr Furious and try not to upset him. I'd play Susy Homemaker with Captain Conundrum. I'd help The Sphinx write his catch-phrases. I'd steal cutlery for the Blue Raja I'd assist Dr Heller develop weapons of miniature destruction. I'd sit down wind from The Spleen. I wouldn't let on that I know Captain Amazing's secret identity. I'd slap Tony P on the cheeks and shout "Disco is Dead"

November 19th, 2009, 08:56 AM	#10
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Would also be great to exist on this show I could be some undefined unnamed character sitting in the back , always with salted nuts in one hand and a frosty beer in the next Also be a sub plot involving me , Rebecca Howe and Lilith Sternin and regular frenetic threesomes. Although due to limited screen time those scenes are never actually shown to the viewing public , or that live studio audience __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.