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Old January 6th, 2012, 12:16 PM   #11
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Smile Must be a survivalist

I reckon he's retreated into a cave in the Austrian mountains with a hunting rifle and as much tinned food and bottled water as he can carry.
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Old January 6th, 2012, 12:21 PM   #12
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He's probably been preparing for this for ages. Right now he's sitting in his own little diy nuclear fallout shelter in the garden.
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Old January 6th, 2012, 12:27 PM   #13
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He's probably been preparing for this for ages. Right now he's sitting in his own little diy nuclear fallout shelter in the garden.
When the wind blows....

Protect and survive.

Paints himself anti-flash white.

Quits his job and makes a pass a the boss.

Gives all his possessions away.
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Old January 6th, 2012, 12:30 PM   #14
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I think I have got a problem to understand that guys reason to quit. What exactly is his point?

On the other hand I think I have got a problem either to understand why gorgeous girls have a surgery to reduce the volume of their incredible tits. What exactly is their point?

If the true fruit of getting older is to achieve the abilitiy to ignore certain things, thumbs up, I think I love to get old.
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I think he's tangled up in interwebs
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He's probably curled up under His bed with His fingers in His ears,going"La la la I can't hear You !"
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What exactly is his point?
Maybe was just lonely and wanted attention

Or is really as whacked as he sounds

In which case don`t let the door hit you on the way out
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Old January 6th, 2012, 03:19 PM   #18
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Yes, if anyone wants to leave this is your last chance.
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Maybe he has retreated into his underground bunker? We know how the Austrian's feel about those kinds of things.


Hope he doesn't have a daughter.
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Yes, if anyone wants to leave this is your last chance.

Hey there`s no need to rush them mate , because when it comes to leaving it ain`t ever too late


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