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Old January 5th, 2012, 04:42 PM   #1
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Default Goodbye 2012!!

Seeya in 2013 you monkeys! I've told my Internet Provider to shut down the Interwebs for me, because honestly I'M NOT GOING TO GO THROUGH ALL THIS 2012 SHIT !! That's honestly not my thing.

We're not even 1 week into January and look, we've already got the first 2012k Doom Threads, and not even VEF is immune, much more in others. Seriously, get a cup of tea and cheer up, dudes !!!


So, that's why I'm telling ya goodbyes... this will become a massacre!! IMHO this Hystery of doomsdown growing till December will match none of what we ever seen before, and the first hippies out there already got themselves killed.

But I'm NOT doing this together with you... I say GOODBYE!
I'll cut down the Interwebs and have a nice time, even if it means without you dudes! See ya when?
ye?
ye? exactly!
after 2012 comes 2013! So I'll see you again by then!
Have fun, friends! For this year, I'm outta here asap.

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Old January 5th, 2012, 04:52 PM   #2
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Bye bye. Have fun! Maybe santa will bring you a sense of humour this Christmas.
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A tragic loss to VEF.
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"Interwebs"?
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I rage and weep for my country.
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I can reup screencaps, other material might have been lost.
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How will the "In Your Pants" thread survive after this tragic news?
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Seeya in 2013 you monkeys! I've told my Internet Provider to shut down the Interwebs for me, because honestly I'M NOT GOING TO GO THROUGH ALL THIS 2012 SHIT !! That's honestly not my thing.
Wow....and I thought I had a negative attitude.

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I think it should be a rule that you must have a sense of humour. It's one of the reasons I love VEF. And we have members from around the globe. And the banter seems to brighten our days.
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I think it should be a rule that you must have a sense of humour. It's one of the reasons I love VEF. And we have members from around the globe. And the banter seems to brighten our days.
Actually boneym brightened my day, canceling access to the internet just to avoid seeing a few posts about " the end of the world" which are not really visible unless clicked on. It's kind of a cutting your nose off to spite your face sort of thing. Still school holidays are over now so he won't have much time to visit VEF.
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Seeya in 2013 you monkeys! I've told my Internet Provider to shut down the Interwebs for me, because honestly I'M NOT GOING TO GO THROUGH ALL THIS 2012 SHIT !! That's honestly not my thing.

We're not even 1 week into January and look, we've already got the first 2012k Doom Threads, and not even VEF is immune, much more in others. Seriously, get a cup of tea and cheer up, dudes !!!
Love the way he tells us to cheer up while he then supposedly runs off in a dread panic having seen a thread about the end of the world on here

Me i don`t buy it.

More likely he`s forced to be away for the next year due to getting caught doing something he shouldn`t have


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