Lies You've Told The Opposite Sex - Page 27

MaxJoker · December 10th, 2016, 02:41 PM

I`m glad Glad spoiled you for all other men

MaxJoker · January 25th, 2017, 02:26 PM

It`s not what it looks like darling

~~TonyCal~~ · January 25th, 2017, 02:27 PM

I'm sick....Instead I went to playing soccer

**footstep** · January 25th, 2017, 02:27 PM

I know you never lie.

**BCFC_1982** · January 25th, 2017, 02:42 PM

I was a moderator on VEF already... But I've been given more responsibilities which mean I'll need to be on the forum more....

Oops.

Butterboy · February 14th, 2017, 08:52 AM

To a girl I was trying to get rid of who wasn't getting the message: "my ex has got back in touch and I think she wants to get back together, honestly I still have feelings for her, sorry..."

**snowy25** · February 14th, 2017, 10:12 AM

The only lie I tell women is that I don't really have any money. That way if they are interested in me its because of me. I have noticed that often the first questions asked by some women are what's your job, what car do you drive and where do you live? All of which of course give them an idea about how much money you may have.

Butterboy · February 14th, 2017, 12:40 PM

Women complain that men lie to them. Then they cover themselves in makeup, pull out/shave unsightly hairs, wear padded/push up bras, fake tan, dye their hair, straighten their hair, wear body shaping hosiery and perfume...

Don't get me wrong I'm glad that they do, but once they've got you - they stop doing that. Maintain the lie!

Estreeter · February 14th, 2017, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by snowy25

The only lie I tell women is that I don't really have any money. That way if they are interested in me its because of me.

Technically, that ain't a lie, that's self protection from her potential lies

MaxJoker · February 27th, 2017, 03:07 PM

No I`m not a Mod , I`m Admin

December 10th, 2016, 02:41 PM	#261
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January 25th, 2017, 02:26 PM	#262
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January 25th, 2017, 02:42 PM	#265
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February 27th, 2017, 03:07 PM	#270
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,896 Times in 69,067 Posts	Hey it got me into her panties that`s the main thing ... Not that the elastic on those panties didn't cut into my beer gut something chronic No I`m not a Mod , I`m Admin __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 25th, 2017, 02:27 PM	#263
~~TonyCal~~ Banned! Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 200 Thanks: 167 Thanked 337 Times in 89 Posts	I'm sick....Instead I went to playing soccer

January 25th, 2017, 02:27 PM	#264
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,801 Times in 7,170 Posts	I know you never lie.

February 14th, 2017, 08:52 AM	#266
Butterboy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Sheffield, UK Posts: 119 Thanks: 134 Thanked 868 Times in 111 Posts	To a girl I was trying to get rid of who wasn't getting the message: "my ex has got back in touch and I think she wants to get back together, honestly I still have feelings for her, sorry..."

February 14th, 2017, 10:12 AM	#267
snowy25 Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,274 Thanks: 6,664 Thanked 23,144 Times in 2,260 Posts	The only lie I tell women is that I don't really have any money. That way if they are interested in me its because of me. I have noticed that often the first questions asked by some women are what's your job, what car do you drive and where do you live? All of which of course give them an idea about how much money you may have.

February 14th, 2017, 12:40 PM	#268
Butterboy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Sheffield, UK Posts: 119 Thanks: 134 Thanked 868 Times in 111 Posts	Women complain that men lie to them. Then they cover themselves in makeup, pull out/shave unsightly hairs, wear padded/push up bras, fake tan, dye their hair, straighten their hair, wear body shaping hosiery and perfume... Don't get me wrong I'm glad that they do, but once they've got you - they stop doing that. Maintain the lie!