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December 28th, 2016, 04:16 PM | #91 |
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Heaven Or Hell ?
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January 9th, 2017, 03:58 AM | #92 | |
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It's HELL for me - but it must be for most people too!
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I think I'll probably end up in hell but if there really is one god most people, purely on the principle of probability, will too for choosing to worship the wrong one. After all there are an awful lot of gods available to worship & they can't all be true (mind you, they can all be false). On that basis (& still sticking to your stipulation of assuming some heaven & hell exist) we're nearly all in big trouble - I know I am because if I get to stand before The Creator of the universe & I'm asked 'Why didn't you believe in me?' I'll have to be honest & reply 'I'm ever so sorry but errr... to which god am I addressing now? - Your universe offered a lot to choose from & there wasn't a shred of verifiable evidence for any one of them & I'd like to address you by the correct title sir / madam' - Maybe she's the Egyptian goddess Issis who : was worshiped far longer than Christ has been regarded to be the embodiment of the creator of the universe. Or maybe it isn't Issis but the god of ISIS: Islamic State, & we're all supposed to be flying planes into tall buildings in Hid name? Who can say? Whoever the real deal turns out to be I certainly hope the one true God doesn't turn out to be the one we see described in the Buy Bull is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully. As regards heaven, my mother brought me up to believe in the God of the buy bull & if she was right to do so she's now up in heaven looking down on me destined for hell which I'll undoubtedly go to if she's picked the right god to believe in & I haven't. - But how can she ever be at all happy in heaven knowing that her beloved son will be burning in eternal agony down in hell? I choose to go to hell because, as Neitchze rightly said, that's where all the interesting people end up & that's my idea of heaven. But why would I want to spend all eternity with the ultimate mafia boss like the one described in the Buy Bull as the following video very succinctly explains: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPD1YGghtDk |
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Oh. Then my condolences for your tragic lack of a sense of humour Annnnnnyway Heaven = The perfect pizza dished out three times a day Hell = Worse than torture
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January 19th, 2017, 03:54 PM | #94 |
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I believe in reincarnation, but think we eventually go to heaven or achieve nirvana. I think I lived in hell for a few years and don't recommend it. The concept of a just and loving God placing any of his children in eternal torture is illogical. Hitler and Stalin, however, probably have several million years of payback coming.
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January 20th, 2017, 11:23 AM | #97 |
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If you stand back from your screen about 4 feet, squint both eyes, it looks a bit like a fried egg but it ain't I still have no comment on Max's most disgusting picture ever posted
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I'm not a bad guy, never deliberately hurt anyone except a few feelings here and there so I certainly don't think I deserve to go to hell and would argue that case at the Pearly Gates. However according to The Bible, denying the existence of God is all it takes to go to hell for eternity and I've definitely done that. I also don't worship any god or gods and I masturbate, so probably Hell for me.
If I do get into heaven, first of all I'd get my foreskin back, then obviously lots of sex with lots of beautiful women. Lots of brilliant films and TV shows to watch and being able to travel the world. Pretty much how very rich men live on earth at the mo, except the foreskin bit. One thing I would definitely want is never having to take a shit ever again, nobody would. There'd be no such thing as shit. Or at the very least when you did take a shit it would be very innocuous, like ping pong balls or something. Like you could literally crap your pants and it wouldn't matter. Just shake them out of your trouser leg. As for Hell, I think the Christians have more or less got this one down - being completely on fire forever. Like if I slightly burn the tip of my finger on the oven while retrieving a pizza, that really hurts. So having all of my skin completely on fire for eternity, and presumably when I breathed in, I would be breathing flames and smoke would be horrendous. I guess if I was also being skewered on huge knives up the arse and having all my bones simultaneously broken and my joints ripped apart to boot that would make it worse. |
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I must have Norse ancestry. I hate being cold and stay far away from snow. In Norse mythology those who go to hell are frozen, but do not die forever. |
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This is also why I'm utterly convinced that all women secretly love anal. Except for the ones that explicitly love anal. |
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