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August 18th, 2018, 01:33 PM | #13681 |
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Bloody auto-correct on my P.C.!!
Sent my wife a message 'do you want to go for a wank down by the river...' i meant canal |
August 18th, 2018, 10:26 PM | #13682 |
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August 19th, 2018, 12:22 AM | #13683 |
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Fifty-four years ago, Elmer Harrison, a Montana mountain man, was drafted by the US Army.
On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him with a comb. That afternoon, the Army barber sheared off all of Elmer’s hair. On his second day, the Army issued him with a toothbrush. That afternoon, the Army dentist extracted seven of Elmer’s teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him with a jock-strap. The US Army has been looking for Elmer for fifty-four years.
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August 19th, 2018, 12:31 AM | #13684 |
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A man's best friend is his cock
As it tells him when to get up in the morning A woman that has been married more than once is like a used car You don't know how far she has gone Yesterday, Putin was visited by an alien from the planet Sanu The day before he had arrived at the white house and said to Trump "Take me to your leader" |
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August 19th, 2018, 06:06 AM | #13685 |
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A dog goes into a Job Centre and says, "Excuse me? Have you got any jobs going?"
The man behind the counter says "Fuck me! You're a talking Dog!? You should join the circus!" The Dog replies, "Why? What do they need a plumber for?" |
August 19th, 2018, 06:28 AM | #13686 |
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The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is probably the day they start making vacuum cleaners.
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August 19th, 2018, 10:37 AM | #13687 |
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One for the Brits of a certain age.....
There's a Haircut 100 concert on Sky's Love channel at the moment. If you've missed the start you can catch it on Love + 1 Last edited by PJayBr; August 19th, 2018 at 10:59 AM.. |
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Most people have 206 bones in their body but I have nearly 300. Yes, kippers for breakfast again!
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August 19th, 2018, 11:08 AM | #13689 |
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August 19th, 2018, 07:11 PM | #13690 |
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