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June 11th, 2012, 09:35 PM | #1641 | |
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Granted. You are Don King, we don't know what world you come from, and your harem is filled with women that look like Mike Tyson in drag. I wish to contribute to the " I never want to see _____ naked, not ever. " thread.
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June 12th, 2012, 04:50 PM | #1642 | |
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June 13th, 2012, 04:30 AM | #1643 | |
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Since Luka is bi, I wish that he slips some Viagara into TCO95's coffee now and then.
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June 13th, 2012, 03:12 PM | #1644 |
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Granted. Hey lud, TCO wants to know if you want to join him for "coffee."
I wish for a pot of gold.
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June 13th, 2012, 04:01 PM | #1645 | |
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June 14th, 2012, 12:32 PM | #1646 | |
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I wish to have half my brain removed so I can get elected.
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June 14th, 2012, 02:28 PM | #1647 |
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Granted, although the "surgeon" decides to go all the way and removes all of your brain. Congratulations, Mr. Prime Minister!
I wish to be the power behind PM luddite.
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I wish to never see wedding and especially honey moon pictures from the above union when I visit No. 10 as special Envoy to the Swedish Bikini Team. |
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June 14th, 2012, 10:16 PM | #1649 | |
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I wish to become a genetic engineer and the first genes I engineer my way into belong to Kelly Brook
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June 15th, 2012, 02:08 AM | #1650 | |
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I wish to donate also, so I'm eating Five Alarm Chili.
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