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June 8th, 2012, 06:06 PM | #1631 | |
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Now that I'm back, I wish for a weekend of unbridled pleasure with Mia Skyler.
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June 8th, 2012, 06:33 PM | #1632 | |
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I wish my neighbours yappy little dog would go for "Walkies" on a six lane highway. |
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June 9th, 2012, 12:06 AM | #1633 | |
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I wish all yappy dogs were sent to China.
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June 9th, 2012, 02:32 PM | #1634 |
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Granted. In a shipping error, all the yappy dogs were sent to Chyna. Joanie Laurer's really pissed. Ever been suplexed?
I wish to sell the video rights to the Chyna-luddite match to Vince McMahon for beaucoup bucks.
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June 9th, 2012, 04:40 PM | #1635 | |
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I wish Scott Norwood was the Mayor of Buffalo, for life. |
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June 9th, 2012, 06:24 PM | #1636 |
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Granted. He sells the Bills to Toronto, where they fit right in.
I wish TCO95 would tell us what he did with the Kurward Derby.
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June 9th, 2012, 06:35 PM | #1637 | |
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I wish to bet all of my beaucoup bucks on the Chyna vs Luddite rematch with special guest referee Brock Lesbian. |
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June 10th, 2012, 06:51 AM | #1638 | |
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I wish to convince Chyna to switch teams, and teach her to sword-swallow.
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June 11th, 2012, 03:50 PM | #1639 | |
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I wish to have a nice order of Kung Pao chicken and fried rice to eat while I watch Luddite enjoy his new pet scorpions. |
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June 11th, 2012, 07:08 PM | #1640 |
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Since the confused genie is still about you get Kung Fu chicken that beats you into something that looks like a plate of fried rice.
I wish I was King of the World with a harem to match. (I'm asking for it...)
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