The corrupt a wish game

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

I wish to whisper sweet nothings into the ear of the girl I had a crush on in grammar school.

Granted, she's now got alzheimers, drools a lot and lives on a sink estate in Greater Manchester.......on the bright side she likes sex....especially with her teeth out......oh and as she's stone deaf you need an industrial strength loud hailer to whisper anything she might hear.

I wish I knew all the stock market results well in advance of everyone else......and I make so much money I'm on the cover of Time, Life, The Beano....etc

[larry74403]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

I wish I knew all the stock market results well in advance of everyone else......and I make so much money I'm on the cover of Time, Life, The Beano....etc

Granted! You are busted in the largest insider trading scandal in history. Thru your actions three world banks have to close and at least two countries’ economies collapse. You’re on the front page of every major newspaper and magazine worldwide. All of your assests are seized and you are to be tried at the Hague for what you’ve done. Congratulations, you’re famous.

I would really like a strawberry milkshake.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by larry74403

I would really like a strawberry milkshake.

Deaf Genie grants you a Strawberry Shortcake doll, but it is life size with 3 fun holes. DG apologizes for not having enough time to clean it first.

I wish that all lesbians looked like Ellen Degenerate.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by luddite

I wish that all lesbians looked like Ellen Degenerate.

Deaf Genie finds Ellen the De-Greaser at the Lesbian Motorworks Co-op in Prague. She looks like Herman Munster in a good light and de-greases car chassis by clamping them between her monster thighs and dunking them in the tank. Oh by the way....hey presto and you're her latest bitch.

I wish for lots of rain to end the drought in Britain (hey I'm feeling generous)

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

Deaf Genie finds Ellen the De-Greaser at the Lesbian Motorworks Co-op in Prague. She looks like Herman Munster in a good light and de-greases car chassis by clamping them between her monster thighs and dunking them in the tank. Oh by the way....hey presto and you're her latest bitch.

I wish for lots of rain to end the drought in Britain (hey I'm feeling generous)

Granted. Forty days and forty nights of rain leave the Isles completely flooded. However, everyone is pleased to move to France and Northern Ireland and would like to stop by and thank you in person.

I wish birds crapping on my car was a way to keep it clean.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish birds crapping on my car was a way to keep it clean.

Apparently as your car is such a hunk of junk Genie says your wish is corrupt already as when its covered in bird crap its worth twice as much as its top second hand price.

I wish I had a big boat, for when Britain gets flooded.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

Apparently as your car is such a hunk of junk Genie says your wish is corrupt already as when its covered in bird crap its worth twice as much as its top second hand price.

I wish I had a big boat, for when Britain gets flooded.

Granted. You now own a 1959 Cadillac. Probably the biggest "Land Yacht" ever built. It's 500 c.i. motor will pass anything but a gas station. Filling the tank three times a week to drive around the block twice will bankrupt you in short order.

I wish Richard Branson would give me the Virgin group of companies so I could F**K them over but good.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish Richard Branson would give me the Virgin group of companies so I could F**K them over but good.

Granted.....but you caint F**K 'em cos they're Virgin and just to make sure Dicky cuts your pride and joy off and makes you a eunuch.....still at least you can sing the high notes now.....handy for Mike Oldfield to re-make Tubular Bells and make RB rich all over again.

I wish when I die my head gets preserved in a jar like on Futurama and I can spout great one liners.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

I wish when I die my head gets preserved in a jar like on Futurama and I can spout great one liners.

Granted. You can spout all the one liners you want as your head is preserved in the spare parts department in case Michael Jackson needs a new nose, Rosie O'Donnell needs a new tongue or Boy George needs new lips.

I wish for a tight seal.

[Booji Boy]

Granted. You now own a tight seal. Unfortunately it's the singer Seal who will not contribute to the running of your home such is his impossibly tightfisted tightness.

I wish I had a portable transporter that could instantly take me anywhere in the world I wished to go.