My neighbourhood is so rough that...........

**sweatyhat** · September 22nd, 2011, 07:12 AM

Thought I'd start a thread where you get to put a dark twist on everyday things demonstrating how your neighbourhood is going rapidly downhill.

I'll start us off then:

My neighbourhood is so rough that.....
The icecream vans have signs saying "Hit me and nick one."

My neighbourhood is so rough that.....
We don't have Jehova's Witnesses. Instead we've got Jehova's Bystanders because they witness ffck all!
(credit Roy 'Chubby' Brown)

My neighbourhood is so rough that.....
The kids have to be muzzled to protect the pitbulls. (off Grif.net)

emexem · September 22nd, 2011, 08:03 AM

My neighbourhood is so rough that Mike Tyson is our "Avon Lady".

**sweatyhat** · September 22nd, 2011, 08:33 AM

My neighbourhood is so rough that.....
..our doorbell chime tells callers to "Ffck off!"

**tygrkhat40** · September 22nd, 2011, 02:19 PM

...the rule on the basketball court is "no autopsy, no foul."

...the SWAT Team are the metermaids.

...we don't have cops, we have UN Peacekeepers.

...the hookers carry mace. Not cans of spray, but actual spiked maces.

...the kindergarten has a smoking lounge.

**sweatyhat** · September 22nd, 2011, 04:17 PM

Everyone's front garden has ornamental mattresses, dogshit and rusty Ford engine parts.

**luddite** · September 22nd, 2011, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

Everyone's front garden has ornamental mattresses, dogshit and rusty Ford engine parts.

That's not a rough neighbourhood, you're a redneck.

**Mal Hombre** · September 22nd, 2011, 05:48 PM

The muggers go round in pairs,The Postmen wear flak jackets,The Salvation Army go round in a tank.

**steve40** · September 22nd, 2011, 05:55 PM

my neighborhood is so rough that even the jehovahs witnesses carry hand grenades.

**HugoHackenbush** · September 22nd, 2011, 07:31 PM

The school paper has an obituary column.

(Credit to R. Dangerfield)

**tygrkhat40** · September 22nd, 2011, 08:38 PM

...even the rats carry knives.

...Chuck Norris won't even come into it.

...manslaughter is a misdemeanor.

September 22nd, 2011, 07:12 AM	#1
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,858 Times in 10,563 Posts	My neighbourhood is so rough........... Thought I'd start a thread where you get to put a dark twist on everyday things demonstrating how your neighbourhood is going rapidly downhill. I'll start us off then: My neighbourhood is so rough that..... The icecream vans have signs saying "Hit me and nick one." My neighbourhood is so rough that..... We don't have Jehova's Witnesses. Instead we've got Jehova's Bystanders because they witness ffck all! (credit Roy 'Chubby' Brown) My neighbourhood is so rough that..... The kids have to be muzzled to protect the pitbulls. (off Grif.net) __________________ Last edited by sweatyhat; September 23rd, 2011 at 06:02 PM..

September 22nd, 2011, 08:33 AM	#3
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,858 Times in 10,563 Posts	My neighbourhood is so rough that..... ..our doorbell chime tells callers to "Ffck off!" __________________

September 22nd, 2011, 02:19 PM	#4
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,311 Times in 9,629 Posts	My neighborhood is so rough... ...the rule on the basketball court is "no autopsy, no foul." ...the SWAT Team are the metermaids. ...we don't have cops, we have UN Peacekeepers. ...the hookers carry mace. Not cans of spray, but actual spiked maces. ...the kindergarten has a smoking lounge. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

September 22nd, 2011, 04:17 PM	#5
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,858 Times in 10,563 Posts	My neighbourhood is so rough that......... Everyone's front garden has ornamental mattresses, dogshit and rusty Ford engine parts. __________________

September 22nd, 2011, 05:48 PM	#7
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,117 Thanks: 772,459 Thanked 855,424 Times in 57,548 Posts	My neighbourhood is so rough that...... The muggers go round in pairs,The Postmen wear flak jackets,The Salvation Army go round in a tank. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

September 22nd, 2011, 08:03 AM	#2
emexem Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Youthenasia Posts: 296 Thanks: 13,665 Thanked 7,270 Times in 289 Posts	My neighbourhood is so rough that Mike Tyson is our "Avon Lady".

September 22nd, 2011, 05:55 PM	#8
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September 22nd, 2011, 07:31 PM	#9
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,076 Thanks: 205,865 Thanked 335,914 Times in 14,129 Posts	My Neighborhood is so rough... The school paper has an obituary column. (Credit to R. Dangerfield) __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange

September 22nd, 2011, 08:38 PM	#10
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,311 Times in 9,629 Posts	My neighborhood is so rough... ...even the rats carry knives. ...Chuck Norris won't even come into it. ...manslaughter is a misdemeanor. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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