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September 29th, 2009, 04:58 AM	#21
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 165,736 Thanked 114,764 Times in 9,415 Posts	A woman without a brain is just a play-toy,but,a woman with a brain is a friend or partner for life. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

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September 29th, 2009, 04:59 PM	#22
TCO95 Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: This member is not allowed in your country. Posts: 5,176 Thanks: 47,615 Thanked 64,784 Times in 5,130 Posts	If you can keep your head while everyone else is losing theirs then you must be the executioner. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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September 29th, 2009, 05:41 PM	#23
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,117 Thanks: 772,459 Thanked 855,399 Times in 57,548 Posts	I used to have a handle on things but it broke off __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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September 29th, 2009, 09:47 PM	#24
Traxman Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 47 Thanks: 88 Thanked 701 Times in 52 Posts	Some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue __________________ *Be kind to people on your way up; you never know who you might meet on your way down.* To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 2nd, 2009, 12:52 PM	#25
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,117 Thanks: 772,459 Thanked 855,399 Times in 57,548 Posts	If at first you don't suceed,try again then give up ,there's no point being stupid about it. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 2nd, 2009, 01:03 PM	#26
TCO95 Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: This member is not allowed in your country. Posts: 5,176 Thanks: 47,615 Thanked 64,784 Times in 5,130 Posts	Ancient TCO95 proverb say: "Helen Wait is our credit manager. If you want credit go to Helen Wait." __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 2nd, 2009, 01:46 PM	#27
steezgib Junior Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1 Thanks: 4 Thanked 15 Times in 1 Post	Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life. Terry Pratchett

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October 3rd, 2009, 06:41 AM	#28
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 165,736 Thanked 114,764 Times in 9,415 Posts	Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will be drunk all day on a boat with his friends. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

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October 17th, 2009, 03:53 AM	#29
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 165,736 Thanked 114,764 Times in 9,415 Posts	Get informed about a topic before you open your mouth about it. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

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October 24th, 2009, 11:25 AM	#30
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 165,736 Thanked 114,764 Times in 9,415 Posts	Blessed are the ones who have nothing to say and can not be persuaded to say it. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

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