You Know You're Old When.. - Page 46

**jomama** · January 7th, 2019, 09:47 PM

Getting lucky means you found your car in the parking lot

**vo1v0d** · January 8th, 2019, 01:04 PM

Fire marshals do a risk assesment on your birthday cake

**jomama** · January 8th, 2019, 10:32 PM

You know you are old when you stop growing at both ends and start growing in the middle

**jomama** · January 9th, 2019, 10:15 PM

taking a nap is no longer a punishment but a reward

**ball7** · January 10th, 2019, 01:47 PM

taking a nap gets you one step closer to death

**jomama** · January 11th, 2019, 12:36 AM

when until death do you part is closer then you think

MaxJoker · March 7th, 2019, 04:50 PM

Can still remember the last time a certain thread originator posted

05-16-2016 06:41 PM

Exactly , return to us Tommy

So I can ban you , for continually making us all worry

**vo1v0d** · May 1st, 2019, 11:38 PM

You know you are old when you think of something hilarious to post and cant remember if you already posted it and cant be arsed to find out.

MoonWorshipper · May 2nd, 2019, 12:18 AM

The pornstars you watched in college are all starting to die and the modern ones make you think "do your parents know what you are doing?"

**ball7** · May 2nd, 2019, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoonWorshipper

The pornstars you watched in college are all starting to die and the modern ones make you think "do your parents know what you are doing?"

When you are the parents of that porn star.

January 7th, 2019, 09:47 PM	#451
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January 8th, 2019, 10:32 PM	#453
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January 8th, 2019, 01:04 PM	#452
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May 2nd, 2019, 12:18 AM	#459
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