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February 15th, 2018, 10:54 AM | #13031 |
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February 16th, 2018, 12:09 AM | #13032 |
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Me Being A Smartass: Chapter 2--Dealing With Children
Little Boy: Hey, Mister. Can I have a dollar for a soda? Me: First, kid, let me see the soda.
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February 16th, 2018, 08:45 AM | #13033 |
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February 16th, 2018, 10:59 AM | #13034 |
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I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage. The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.
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February 16th, 2018, 11:26 AM | #13035 |
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Why did the bear dissolve in water?
Because he was polar. Why did the ghost ride the elevator? To lift his spirits. |
February 16th, 2018, 11:28 AM | #13036 |
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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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February 16th, 2018, 04:45 PM | #13037 |
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Q: What would singer Ella Fitzgerald's name be if she married Darth Vader?
A: Elevator! (Ella Vader)
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February 16th, 2018, 05:03 PM | #13038 |
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February 16th, 2018, 05:15 PM | #13039 |
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I tried get a one of those bears together with a Penguin,It didn't work,They were polar opposites..
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