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**gedly** · February 6th, 2018, 06:29 PM

Police are confident of catching a gang responsible for the theft of truck loads of crossword puzzles. They have plenty of clues to work on.

petvictor · February 6th, 2018, 06:33 PM

just bought a Chicken and an Egg off Amazon,,,,,,,,,I"ll let you know,,,

~~}[eywood~~ · February 6th, 2018, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by petvictor

I found Jesus 2 weeks ago,,,

Good for you! He's a crafty one. Best hide 'n' seek player I ever met

**Mister Fide** · February 7th, 2018, 02:46 AM

"I see he's still going around with that old bag."
"Who?"
"Father Christmas."

"He just can't stay still."
"Who?"
"Oliver Twist"

Teacher see's one of her young pupil's crying.
"What is the matter, Susan?"
"I have just wet myself"
"Well, you should have put your hand up."
"I did but it trickled through my fingers."

**photoflex** · February 8th, 2018, 01:56 AM

President Trump is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.
A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts, "Mickey Mouse!"
This startles the would be assassin and he is captured.
Later, the secret service agent's supervisor takes him aside and asks, "What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?"

Blushing, the agent replies, "I got nervous.

I meant to shout ''Donald.... Duck!"

**Oh hi Mark!** · February 9th, 2018, 03:16 AM

I can't think of one, I'll rip one I read a few days ago.

"Are young people in Argentina called Argenteenagers?"

If jokes can make you puke, that was the one.

**rosestone** · February 9th, 2018, 05:00 AM

Where does bad light end up?

In prism.

**Mal Hombre** · February 9th, 2018, 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rosestone

Where does bad light end up?

In prism.

A Solar Cell ?

**photoflex** · February 9th, 2018, 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

A Solar Cell ?

Solartary!

Solid · February 9th, 2018, 01:13 PM

Doctor I can't pronounce Fs Ts and Hs
Well you can't say fairer than that then!

February 8th, 2018, 01:56 AM	#13005
photoflex Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Location: Location Posts: 3,583 Thanks: 37,920 Thanked 127,768 Times in 3,570 Posts	President Trump is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun. A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts, "Mickey Mouse!" This startles the would be assassin and he is captured. Later, the secret service agent's supervisor takes him aside and asks, "What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?" Blushing, the agent replies, "I got nervous. I meant to shout ''Donald.... Duck!" __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I love your thanks, but please thank the original posters first.

February 9th, 2018, 01:13 PM	#13010
Solid Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 200 Thanks: 21,134 Thanked 2,939 Times in 199 Posts	Doctor I can't pronounce Fs Ts and Hs Well you can't say fairer than that then! __________________ Cheese with everything!

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February 6th, 2018, 06:29 PM	#13001
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,879 Thanked 69,305 Times in 3,171 Posts	Police are confident of catching a gang responsible for the theft of truck loads of crossword puzzles. They have plenty of clues to work on.

February 6th, 2018, 06:33 PM	#13002
petvictor Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 56 Thanks: 1,012 Thanked 701 Times in 50 Posts	just bought a Chicken and an Egg off Amazon,,,,,,,,,I"ll let you know,,,

February 7th, 2018, 02:46 AM	#13004
Mister Fide Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Nearly there Posts: 892 Thanks: 23,075 Thanked 17,986 Times in 890 Posts	"I see he's still going around with that old bag." "Who?" "Father Christmas." "He just can't stay still." "Who?" "Oliver Twist" Teacher see's one of her young pupil's crying. "What is the matter, Susan?" "I have just wet myself" "Well, you should have put your hand up." "I did but it trickled through my fingers."

February 9th, 2018, 03:16 AM	#13006
Oh hi Mark! Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,292 Thanks: 18,688 Thanked 22,172 Times in 1,294 Posts	I can't think of one, I'll rip one I read a few days ago. "Are young people in Argentina called Argenteenagers?" If jokes can make you puke, that was the one.

February 9th, 2018, 05:00 AM	#13007
rosestone Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 2,256 Thanks: 79,772 Thanked 37,954 Times in 2,261 Posts	Where does bad light end up? In prism.