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February 6th, 2018, 06:29 PM | #13001 |
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Police are confident of catching a gang responsible for the theft of truck loads of crossword puzzles. They have plenty of clues to work on.
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February 6th, 2018, 06:33 PM | #13002 |
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just bought a Chicken and an Egg off Amazon,,,,,,,,,I"ll let you know,,,
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February 6th, 2018, 09:32 PM | #13003 |
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February 7th, 2018, 02:46 AM | #13004 |
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"I see he's still going around with that old bag."
"Who?" "Father Christmas." "He just can't stay still." "Who?" "Oliver Twist" Teacher see's one of her young pupil's crying. "What is the matter, Susan?" "I have just wet myself" "Well, you should have put your hand up." "I did but it trickled through my fingers." |
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February 8th, 2018, 01:56 AM | #13005 |
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President Trump is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.
A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts, "Mickey Mouse!" This startles the would be assassin and he is captured. Later, the secret service agent's supervisor takes him aside and asks, "What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?" Blushing, the agent replies, "I got nervous. I meant to shout ''Donald.... Duck!"
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February 9th, 2018, 03:16 AM | #13006 |
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I can't think of one, I'll rip one I read a few days ago.
"Are young people in Argentina called Argenteenagers?" If jokes can make you puke, that was the one. |
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February 9th, 2018, 05:00 AM | #13007 |
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Where does bad light end up?
In prism. |
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February 9th, 2018, 01:13 PM | #13010 |
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Doctor I can't pronounce Fs Ts and Hs
Well you can't say fairer than that then!
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