Post your corny jokes - Page 1300

~~}[eywood~~ · February 4th, 2018, 10:12 AM

I must say, ball7, that you've really gotten back to the core meaning of this thread. Those are the corniest jokes I've heard in a while. Cheers!

**ball7** · February 4th, 2018, 10:04 PM

two cows are standing in a field.
One cow goes "MOOOO!"

The other cow says pretty much the same thing

**ball7** · February 4th, 2018, 11:41 PM

"Lola, I'm really interested in Bodybuilding."
"Really, dick?"
"Yes, so after the party you bring your body over to my building."

-Dick Martin

**machman** · February 4th, 2018, 11:52 PM

I was asked to leave my job as a gynecologist.
Apparently my face didn't fit.

**gedly** · February 5th, 2018, 10:18 PM

So the teacher asks her class, "Name a great American and say why?".
A girl replies,"Neil Armstrong. He was the first man on the moon".
"Okay then, name a great Brit and say why?"
A boy replies, "William Shakespeare. People all over the world still read and watch his plays."
"Okay then, name a great French person and say why?"
A boy replies, "Charles de Gaulle. He inspired the French resistance during World War Two".
"Okay then, name a great German and say why?"
A girl replies, "Karl Benz. He built the first ever motor car".
"Okay then. Name a great Italian and say why?"
A boy replies, "Christopher Columbus. He discovered America"
"Okay then, name a great Dane and say why?"
After a while a girl says, " Our neighbours had a Great Dane they called Prince but my Dad didn't think he was great as he kept peeing on our lawn".

**photoflex** · February 6th, 2018, 12:36 AM

'Peeing'. Right...

neil w · February 6th, 2018, 08:47 AM

OK, "urinating".

**gmcbee** · February 6th, 2018, 02:04 PM

Micturating.

petvictor · February 6th, 2018, 06:15 PM

I found Jesus 2 weeks ago,,The trouble is my interest in porn has increased i suppose im a Porn again Christian,,,

petvictor · February 6th, 2018, 06:21 PM

Donna the girl next door has just got back from a holiday in eastern Europe and found out she,s pregnant,,I said have you had a check up ?,,She said no i think he was Bulgarian,,

February 6th, 2018, 12:36 AM	#12996
photoflex Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Location: Location Posts: 3,583 Thanks: 37,927 Thanked 127,787 Times in 3,570 Posts	'Peeing'. Right... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I love your thanks, but please thank the original posters first.

February 4th, 2018, 10:12 AM	#12991
~~}[eywood~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: NY Posts: 548 Thanks: 123 Thanked 3,505 Times in 511 Posts	I must say, ball7, that you've really gotten back to the core meaning of this thread. Those are the corniest jokes I've heard in a while. Cheers!

February 4th, 2018, 10:04 PM	#12992
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,697 Thanks: 66,303 Thanked 210,011 Times in 15,736 Posts	two cows are standing in a field. One cow goes "MOOOO!" The other cow says pretty much the same thing

February 4th, 2018, 11:41 PM	#12993
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,697 Thanks: 66,303 Thanked 210,011 Times in 15,736 Posts	"Lola, I'm really interested in Bodybuilding." "Really, dick?" "Yes, so after the party you bring your body over to my building." -Dick Martin

February 4th, 2018, 11:52 PM	#12994
machman Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 508 Thanks: 5,185 Thanked 15,484 Times in 494 Posts	I was asked to leave my job as a gynecologist. Apparently my face didn't fit.

February 5th, 2018, 10:18 PM	#12995
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,886 Thanked 69,318 Times in 3,171 Posts	So the teacher asks her class, "Name a great American and say why?". A girl replies,"Neil Armstrong. He was the first man on the moon". "Okay then, name a great Brit and say why?" A boy replies, "William Shakespeare. People all over the world still read and watch his plays." "Okay then, name a great French person and say why?" A boy replies, "Charles de Gaulle. He inspired the French resistance during World War Two". "Okay then, name a great German and say why?" A girl replies, "Karl Benz. He built the first ever motor car". "Okay then. Name a great Italian and say why?" A boy replies, "Christopher Columbus. He discovered America" "Okay then, name a great Dane and say why?" After a while a girl says, " Our neighbours had a Great Dane they called Prince but my Dad didn't think he was great as he kept peeing on our lawn".

February 6th, 2018, 08:47 AM	#12997
neil w Member Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 67 Thanks: 5 Thanked 692 Times in 62 Posts	OK, "urinating".

February 6th, 2018, 02:04 PM	#12998
gmcbee Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Clinging to the rim of a crater on the dark side of Uranus. Posts: 1,065 Thanks: 3,961 Thanked 11,051 Times in 1,042 Posts	Micturating.

February 6th, 2018, 06:15 PM	#12999
petvictor Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 56 Thanks: 1,012 Thanked 701 Times in 50 Posts	I found Jesus 2 weeks ago,,The trouble is my interest in porn has increased i suppose im a Porn again Christian,,,

February 6th, 2018, 06:21 PM	#13000
petvictor Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 56 Thanks: 1,012 Thanked 701 Times in 50 Posts	Donna the girl next door has just got back from a holiday in eastern Europe and found out she,s pregnant,,I said have you had a check up ?,,She said no i think he was Bulgarian,,