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Old November 10th, 2017, 06:10 PM   #361
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A. Yes, Then The Gig Started at 9.30pm, and They opened with Stay With Me.

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A. No just eclectic sheep

Q. Where did John Foxx like to spend his holidays?
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A: To get to the synagogue across the street.

Q: Why do we care so much about the motives of chickens to cross the street?
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A. We suspect them of fowl play..

Q. Are puns the lowest form of humour ?
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Old November 11th, 2017, 07:32 PM   #367
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A: No, that'd be Rodney Dangerfield.
Q: What did George see when he were cleanin' windows?

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A. The Dark Satanic Mills Of Lancashire.

Q. If We Drive On The Left In The UK, Why Is The Steering Wheel On The Right?.
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A. So you can lean out the window to shoot with your dominant hand.

Q. Do you trip the light fandango?
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